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Everybody plays each other. That's all anybody ever does. We play parts.

Saffron ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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amyparker - Jul 03, 2003 7:56:09 am PDT #3845 of 10000

You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.

Aimee serves, smonster volleys -- from Bitches:

Aimee: I *know* I left my motivation somewhere.....

smonster: It's not inside the sofa in HELL, is it?

Aimee: Dammit. That's where it is! Along with $2 in change and my missing prom pictures.

smonster: Yep. Me, I woke up one morning to find a note on the pillow:

Dear Smonster:

I'm sorry to do this to you, but I have to leave. I feel like you don't appreciate me, and you're always taking Inertia's side over mine. Maybe when I'm gone, you'll realize how much you need me. I'm going to fulfill my own dreams, since you can't even figure out what yours are.

I'm not coming back. You'll have to come find me.

Signed, Your motivation

The bitch of it is, she took my planner and all my hanging file folders.

And juliana beat me to the punchline. But mine has context!

smonster - Jul 03, 2003 8:24:15 am PDT #3846 of 10000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Yeah, I miss her. Got a postcard from Africa last Thursday that just said "Doing. You?"

DXMachina - Jul 03, 2003 8:47:25 am PDT #3847 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

See above post...

Theodosia - Jul 03, 2003 9:16:04 am PDT #3848 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Ginger:

I have three prybars, in different sizes. It's all about demolition. It's probably because no one will let me have dynamite.

Betsy HP - Jul 03, 2003 11:58:23 am PDT #3849 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

amych: Mechanical bulls just aren't enough. I need to find a sushi place where I can ride a giant mechanical tuna.

Cashmere - Jul 03, 2003 1:57:40 pm PDT #3850 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

Fay, in Bitches, on Hec's new job:

Which reminds me - am I correct in understanding that Hec is now going to be working for an evil law firm? That's kind of disturbing. Sexy, but disturbing. Check your contract very carefully for mentions of hellfire and hand-loss, dollface.

Beverly - Jul 03, 2003 3:12:38 pm PDT #3851 of 10000

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

from Natter,

amyparker:

my Gold box contains a rocking chair and a GPS.

lori:

How lost can you get just rocking?

Beverly - Jul 03, 2003 4:11:53 pm PDT #3852 of 10000

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

More Natter,

Consuela:

I didn't realize we were down. But then my internet connection at work is as stable as season-3 Faith, so I can't tell the difference.

Holli - Jul 03, 2003 6:03:56 pm PDT #3853 of 10000

an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

Sheryl, in Natter, completely context-free:

I don't care how normal a response she says this is, one's asscheeks should not move independantly if the rest of you is lying flat!

Fay - Jul 04, 2003 8:20:14 am PDT #3854 of 10000

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Brenda M in Natter

Genitalia requires context.

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