More Natter,
Consuela:
I didn't realize we were down. But then my internet connection at work is as stable as season-3 Faith, so I can't tell the difference.
'War Stories'
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More Natter,
Consuela:
I didn't realize we were down. But then my internet connection at work is as stable as season-3 Faith, so I can't tell the difference.
Sheryl, in Natter, completely context-free:
I don't care how normal a response she says this is, one's asscheeks should not move independantly if the rest of you is lying flat!
Brenda M in Natter
Genitalia requires context.
Deena in Bitches :
I think my new medication is drying out my eyeballs, mouth and nose. I've been walking around with my eyes half-closed and Kara keeps jumping in front of me to watch me stumble, and then giggle, giggle, giggle. I think Aidan's in on it because at least half the time I'm wandering around because he's crying
Sean K in Bitches :
Silly Brits. You sink one giant world conqering armada with your fast little boats and suddenly you act like you ownthe place...
I'm catching up in Bitches, what of it?
Aimee : I like the Royals. This isn't all that strange from a girl who thought she was Anastasia until she was 15.
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Pete, Husband of Reason: All I ever hear is how you pulled us out of the shit but if you're country had done the decent thing and jumped in at the start things would never have gotten so dire.
Sean K: Huh? What? Sorry, I was busy figuring the best way to make a fast buck while sitting on my ass... What were you saying?
Pete: Capitalism at it's finest, no?
Sean K: Hey man, ten bucks is ten bucks.
Aimée: And Sean explains his life.
Pete: Or his sex-life.
Steph L:
Have a cold. Want to know where all the snot comes from.
No, seriously -- if, when you *don't* have a cold, the snot isn't there, and then it's suddenly there when you have a cold, it clearly is coming from some part of your anatomy that's being cannibalized. And I want to know -- is it my brain that I'm sneezing out?
Plei in Buffy and Angel Spoilers:
Is it necrophilia when they're both dead?
Now catching up in Natter:
Madrigal Costello: According to one friend, drinking a ton of water before bed, then keeping a notebook in the bathroom helps, because you can write down the dream when you wake up in the middle of the night having to pee.
...She came up with the theory when she started being able to remember her dreams for the first time, when she was pregnant and waking up every couple hours to pee. She had a surprising number of dreams about being a borscht belt comic.
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Ginger: The man who installed my wooden front door expressed the opinion, at some length, that women were incapable of staining and varnishing. I, who had been refinishing furniture since I was 10, was supposed to go out and find a man to finish my door.
DXMachina: Did you hit him with a prybar? Because he'd *never* expect it.
Grubgoat in Firefly:
Alright, [Emma] Caulfield and I will not be eloping. That was a bit of an untruth. I, however, would prefer to classify it under "prediction/prophecy", or, worst case scenario, "wishful thinking".