Ginger:
I have three prybars, in different sizes. It's all about demolition. It's probably because no one will let me have dynamite.
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Ginger:
I have three prybars, in different sizes. It's all about demolition. It's probably because no one will let me have dynamite.
amych: Mechanical bulls just aren't enough. I need to find a sushi place where I can ride a giant mechanical tuna.
Fay, in Bitches, on Hec's new job:
Which reminds me - am I correct in understanding that Hec is now going to be working for an evil law firm? That's kind of disturbing. Sexy, but disturbing. Check your contract very carefully for mentions of hellfire and hand-loss, dollface.
from Natter,
amyparker:
my Gold box contains a rocking chair and a GPS.
lori:
How lost can you get just rocking?
More Natter,
Consuela:
I didn't realize we were down. But then my internet connection at work is as stable as season-3 Faith, so I can't tell the difference.
Sheryl, in Natter, completely context-free:
I don't care how normal a response she says this is, one's asscheeks should not move independantly if the rest of you is lying flat!
Brenda M in Natter
Genitalia requires context.
Deena in Bitches :
I think my new medication is drying out my eyeballs, mouth and nose. I've been walking around with my eyes half-closed and Kara keeps jumping in front of me to watch me stumble, and then giggle, giggle, giggle. I think Aidan's in on it because at least half the time I'm wandering around because he's crying
Sean K in Bitches :
Silly Brits. You sink one giant world conqering armada with your fast little boats and suddenly you act like you ownthe place...
I'm catching up in Bitches, what of it?
Aimee : I like the Royals. This isn't all that strange from a girl who thought she was Anastasia until she was 15.
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Pete, Husband of Reason: All I ever hear is how you pulled us out of the shit but if you're country had done the decent thing and jumped in at the start things would never have gotten so dire.
Sean K: Huh? What? Sorry, I was busy figuring the best way to make a fast buck while sitting on my ass... What were you saying?
Pete: Capitalism at it's finest, no?
Sean K: Hey man, ten bucks is ten bucks.
Aimée: And Sean explains his life.
Pete: Or his sex-life.