Natter:
victor infante: Am I, like, the only guy on the Internet without an alias? It's like having a secret identity in reverse.
Jayne is a girl's name.
River ,'Trash'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Nilly - Jun 29, 2003 11:18:18 pm PDT #3817 of 10000
Swouncing
Theodosia - Jun 30, 2003 1:57:22 am PDT #3818 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
P.M. Marcontell on gardening:
Oh, the Morning Glory had spread while I had my back turned, and resulted in me only managing to get rid of half of it. Hate that stuff.
Hate hate hate.
However, I LOVE my weedwacker, and I love using it on things I shouldn't, and getting covered in green slime as a result. I also love my pruning thinger. Clipper.
I must have a chainsaw, so as to speed the trimming of large objects.
Gardening is like fighting nasty green demons with the largest possible tools for me.
Theodosia - Jun 30, 2003 3:09:32 pm PDT #3819 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
On the characters to be in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen:
Shawn:
Can someone explain what Dorian Gray's power is supposed to be?
Penny B:
Quipping? Someone should explain to the producers that one can't get by on quipping alone - there has to be slayage also.
Matt the Bruins fan:
I'm afraid that they've turned him into a Jasonesque unstoppable killing machine, but how great would it be if we got Stephen Fry belittling opponents with witty bon mots until they ran off sobbing?
[edited to attribute correctly]
Java cat - Jun 30, 2003 3:56:49 pm PDT #3820 of 10000
Not javachik
Natter 12b:
Cass: am I italic?
Daniel: I thought I was italic one summer. I rode my bicycle at a slight angle and kept speaking with intensity.
Later that fall I tried being bold, but couldn't sustain it.
Nilly - Jun 30, 2003 10:32:38 pm PDT #3821 of 10000
Swouncing
Theo, your Unknown Buffista is actually two: the first sentence was said by Shawn and the second by Penny B.
Theodosia - Jul 01, 2003 1:35:28 am PDT #3822 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Thank you, Nilly - I shall correct now.
Karl - Jul 01, 2003 2:10:27 pm PDT #3823 of 10000
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.
Erika making my day:
OK. Lesson 1: Wheelchair Bound is me and Gina Gershon in an adaptive equipment store. I am a wheelchair user(and apparently kinkier than I thought)
DavidS - Jul 01, 2003 6:20:43 pm PDT #3824 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Emily in Bitches:
Your brain? Duuuude.
Interestingly, I'm not sure our brains are sufficiently complex to comprehend the workings of our brains. Partly because so much of it is taken up with the whole "flex this muscle," "inhale," "like oranges," "Ooh, I hate her" parts of life.
But it's (pardon me for this) so wicked cool! It's all multiple layers and backpropagation and vectors and completely counterintuitive groupings and... it's like discovering a bizarre new civilization within your own head and trying to figure out whether the rituals are asking for rain or sending smoke signals or praising the gods or just cooking some nice tubers while understanding just enough of the language to say "big happy" and "left"!
Damn. I'm a brain groupie.
Nilly - Jul 01, 2003 10:06:02 pm PDT #3825 of 10000
Swouncing
Damn. I'm a brain groupie.
I think I'm also a brain groupie, and especially Emily's-brain groupie.
smonster - Jul 02, 2003 3:39:38 am PDT #3826 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Ken in Bitches, putting newly acquired knowledge to good use.
now I can ask him how much he enjoys his "cow-piss enameled crunchy-treats".