Mal: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous. Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.

'Safe'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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Nilly - Jun 19, 2003 12:42:57 am PDT #3701 of 10000
Swouncing

Non-math Natter:

Sean: When the hell did curvy go out of style? I don't understand. Pencils are not sexy.


Trudy Booth - Jun 19, 2003 7:07:19 am PDT #3702 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Madrigal Costello: So while to most my birthstone is just a glorified sandpaper stone, I get to inwardly chuckle knowing it can unlock the gates of Hell.


Trudy Booth - Jun 19, 2003 8:02:26 am PDT #3703 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

ita: I have no responsibility to look undamaged


Nilly - Jun 19, 2003 8:54:59 am PDT #3704 of 10000
Swouncing

Shawn (not in "Dude"):

One night my BF asked about my ring and I said I'd tell him the story of it. And I said, "this old man came up to me and gave me this ring. And he said, 'can you, uh, take this to mordor for me?'"


DXMachina - Jun 19, 2003 9:15:53 am PDT #3705 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Natter:

flea: Of course, at the time of the Iliad's composition the digamma was still in use, so Iphigeneia's name was really Wiphiweneia (or, I suppose, Wiphiwanassa - wanassa being the feminine of wanax, which means, roughly, 'lord').

amych: Let me guess. This is revenge for the mathy talk, isn't it?


deborah grabien - Jun 19, 2003 9:56:22 am PDT #3706 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Damn! DX got in with that one first....


Aims - Jun 19, 2003 9:56:38 am PDT #3707 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

In Bitches: (context, you say??)

Fay: I got to play with the big hose!


Katie M - Jun 19, 2003 10:46:25 am PDT #3708 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Billytea in Natter:

"Foetal MacGyver" would probably have trouble filling a whole season. Only so many things you can do with just an umbilical cord. ...A telemovie, maybe.


Susan W. - Jun 19, 2003 1:15:04 pm PDT #3709 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

TomW in Natter, on the real meaning of Amazon.com shipping estimates:

"Ships in 24 hours" - If I lean back in my chair, I can see a whole shelf of them.
"Ships in 2-3 days" - Ooh, Bob just threw the last one away to make room for a Segway, but I saw a couple at Walmart yesterday - you're good.
"Ships in 1-2 weeks" - That's enough time for the factory to make some more, right?
"Ships in 3-4 weeks" - The product has been recalled, the plans have been destroyed, the factory has been levelled and we sowed the ground with salt. Thanks for shopping with Amazon.com!


sarameg - Jun 19, 2003 4:20:42 pm PDT #3710 of 10000

ita:

I was just thinking, as I half squished an ant and flicked it into the sink to rinse it down the drain that life is quite the disaster movie for the little beasties, isn't it?