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You guys had a riot? On account of me? A real riot?

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'

Coffee On My Monitor

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Theodosia - Jun 12, 2003 5:01:06 pm PDT #3638 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Jars, in Un-Americans, on the Buffy finale:

Cheers. Apparently I'm filling the Buffy-shaped hole in my life with salt and vinegar crisps, of which I've just eaten 4 packets.

What am I supposed to do with my Thursday nights from now on? I'll have to take up a new hobby like crocheting, or maybe I could join a church group.

See the trouble watching Buffy has kept me out of in my teenage years? I could be a manic, knitting, bible-bashing recluse, instead of the fine upstanding cynic of an atheist that I am today. Society owes Buffy a debt.

Sue - Jun 12, 2003 5:49:47 pm PDT #3639 of 10000

hip deep in pie

Damn, theo beat me to it!

Steph L. - Jun 12, 2003 6:14:08 pm PDT #3640 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Allyson, in Natter:

Is it still a slur if the people don't exist anymore?

Like, "Look fool, I've had it up to HERE with your Mayan laziness!"

"No, you you didn't pass the air traffic controller exam, you asswipe, you've always been totally Donner Party when it comes to directions.

"You are so full of shit, you're fucking Aramaic."

I am *so* going to use the Donner Party line....

DXMachina - Jun 12, 2003 6:29:17 pm PDT #3641 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Plei, in Natter:

I have this theory, where Monica was Bill's beard to cover up the affair with Newt, which they knew Hillary would never forgive, and the whole Monicagate was rigged to distract from their sick and wrong tubby manlove.

Trudy Booth - Jun 12, 2003 6:55:22 pm PDT #3642 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jesse: I've got to say, the "bar bar bar" thing cracks me up. I mean, it's thousands of years later, and we have all these words derived in various ways from the way in which the Greeks made fun of other languages. I mean, really. I want to see what becomes of yadda yadda.

Steph L. - Jun 13, 2003 6:05:16 am PDT #3643 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Bitches, w/r/t the Virgin Mary appearing in a window:

Trudy:How come nobody ever thinks it's the face of Satan?

DX:Because they see that every time there's a press conference at the White House.

Katie M - Jun 13, 2003 6:58:49 am PDT #3644 of 10000

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Madrigal in Unamericans, on who was supposed to Represent the Common Potential:

See, I thought that was Stupid Fucking Hat Girl - which is actually her legal name, though she had to be baptized Stupid Frickin' Hat Girl since her family's Mormon.

vw bug - Jun 13, 2003 7:04:54 am PDT #3645 of 10000

Mostly lurking...

Aimee in Bitches:

wanders into Bitches for some lighthearted Friday morning banter...

t miracles

t religion

t beliefs

Hmmm.....

By some stroke of divine intervention, I am wearing a brand new outfit that I coveted. Miracles at work, I got it for $30 (orgonally $100) and I believe I am beautiful.

There.

Katerina Bee - Jun 13, 2003 7:06:39 am PDT #3646 of 10000

Herding cats for fun

Trudy, about Bill Clinton and Newt Gingrich’s “sick and wrong tubby manlove”

I have a theory, Newt was his honey...

Honeys aren't all cute like everybody supposes
Some are nasty red-neck freaks with big fat puffy noses
And what's with all the Contracts?
And why have one with America-a anywayyyyyy?

DavidS - Jun 13, 2003 7:28:35 am PDT #3647 of 10000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

erika's asstastic spirituality in Bitches:

I often think I should get serious about something spiritually, cause right now I've got Half-Assed Christianity and Half-Assed Buddhism floating around similtaneously...I need a path my whole ass likes.

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