(unluckily, as of this moment, PF is down.)
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
I'm getting into PF okay. I can get the stuff from the COMM thread and repost it here if people want me to. For the time being, though, COMMing directly to here from there:
From Bitches: ita:
They're stroppy baggage, that's what they are.
smonster:
They're pusillinamous anachronisms.
Human needs, in Natter:
DXMachina: Do you need a VCD, too, Bev?
Beverly: Well, not need like, y'know, shoes, and groceries, and monthly cable. But like a fire in the blood? Like the candy that runs in the veins? Like a visible, watchable two-hour Firefly ep? Oh, yeah, need. Please sir.
Steph, in Bitches:
Big Boss just brought me a peanut butter cookie.
I suspect that was this year's raise.
Betsy, on Anita Blake's behavior in recent books:
Boink city is the least of it. She's lying naked at the intersection of Hello and Sailor with her legs wide open.
amych, In Bitches, context be damned:
Also, you'll all be glad to know I've evicted the Lutherans in the sink. It's like a counter-reformation in my very own kitchen!
More from Literary:
Katerina Bee: Apparently, befriending monsters shifts the moral scale to accommodate hanging out at Boink City.
Betsy HP: Boink city is the least of it. She's lying naked at the intersection of Hello and Sailor with her legs wide open.
Katerina Bee: Well, yeah, she's spreadeagled at the intersection of Hello and Sailor, but only the one in Monstertown. It's not like she's slutting around with nice guys in Normalville or anything. See? She still has standards!
A couple from Bitches:
sumi:
We do so much of this ____ma stuff that when I saw the word "dogma" in an article my first thought was that it had something to do with dogs.
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erika:
any second now my mom is going to say "If the Buffistas jump off a cliff would you jump off a cliff, too?"
Daniel C. Jenson:
Well... Not again.
From Bitches:
NoiseDesign: I could see MacGyver porn being interesting. Give the man a pop tart and a bicycle inner tube and it's fun for a week.
Really, the best decription of gaming I've heard since the Buffy finale....
Aimee, in Bitches:
You testosterone-filled gaming freaks (totally kidding) are going to invade my home, eat my food, yell at my dog and make Trading Spaces unhearable because you are trying to get the rodent dwarf with simsense out of the magical trunk and transported back to the Van Nuys airport without awaking the goblin dogs the mage managed to accidentaly pull out of Atlanta when the 5 of you were astral projecting to get the briefcase from the Elf Fairy that was sitting on a nuclear cloud somewhere over Los Angeles in 2876.