Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'
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Cindy, in Angel:
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In Bitches:
Jess PMoon:
Damn those Montgomerys and their penchant for county-founding.
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And the Bitch Husband Show:
Aimee:
It's totally been one of those days. And will continue to be so when I get home. 6 weeks worth of laundry...
Pete:
Blimey. If any of those items are MM's smalls, I fear a strange Cthuthloid underware monster incident.
It's life Jim, but not as we know it.
Elena's Husband:
Nothing worse than getting caught with your tentacles hanging out...
Pete:
Or being caught with a Dagon...
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Elena in Bitchy Fic:
I was just compounding a dermatological and while I was carefully cleaning the thick, white cream from the shaft and head of the pestle - slowly exposing the hard, gleaming length - I realised that being around you guys has really changed the way I view the world.
billytea in Natter, 'cause context is for wussies:
From this, I think, we learn two things:
1. Red deer have absolutely no conception of foreplay.
2. The Wanking Iguanas would be an excellent name for a rock band.
Really need to grab all the PF COMMs and import them. Good stuff.
(unluckily, as of this moment, PF is down.)
I'm getting into PF okay. I can get the stuff from the COMM thread and repost it here if people want me to. For the time being, though, COMMing directly to here from there:
From Bitches: ita:
They're stroppy baggage, that's what they are.
smonster:
They're pusillinamous anachronisms.
Human needs, in Natter:
DXMachina: Do you need a VCD, too, Bev?
Beverly: Well, not need like, y'know, shoes, and groceries, and monthly cable. But like a fire in the blood? Like the candy that runs in the veins? Like a visible, watchable two-hour Firefly ep? Oh, yeah, need. Please sir.
Steph, in Bitches:
Big Boss just brought me a peanut butter cookie.
I suspect that was this year's raise.
Betsy, on Anita Blake's behavior in recent books:
Boink city is the least of it. She's lying naked at the intersection of Hello and Sailor with her legs wide open.
amych, In Bitches, context be damned:
Also, you'll all be glad to know I've evicted the Lutherans in the sink. It's like a counter-reformation in my very own kitchen!