Pun fun in Bitches
Hey, I didn't start it...
ita -
Don't you mean "Oo, ghee"?
Trudy Booth –
Careful, ita. That kind of punning can lead to a slippery slope around here.
Anne W. –
Ooh! A pun-fest. I hope I'm not lait to the party.
DXMachina –
Yep, butter not start.
Steph L. –
Lord. You people are going to milk this joke for all it's worth.
Sean K -
You know what? I really hate the punning...
Punning is just this awful oleo of language. Not to mention the fact that when you people get going with the puns I feel pushed out to the margarine.
DXMachina -
Sorry, Sean, didn't mean to set your stomach churning like that.
Pete, Husband Of Reason -
I think we're done milking this cheesey joke.
Burrell -
I am udderly horrified now.
Pete, Husband Of Reason -
I have been cowed by your horror.
Sean K -
See? Everbody stays reasonable about the punning, and nobody has to get creamed.
Anne W. -
C'mon, guys! We've got quite a whey to go before we've exhausted all of the possibilities!
DXMachina -
That's as gouda reason as any to keep going...
Pete, Husband Of Reason -
Heifer heart, this is out of control.
DXMachina -
Would clarifying the situation be butter?
Aimée -
Allright, but only at the Park, kay??
brenda m -
Oh lard, not this again.
ita -
It's edam shame Jess is missing this. Maybrie we should wait for her.
Trudy Booth -
Yogurt what's here when you show up, ita. Jess will just have to cope somecow.
Steph L. -
So we're moo-ving from butter puns to cheese puns? You muensters!
DXMachina -
Just trying to avoid the bleus.
Pete, Husband Of Reason -
Bierkase we can!
Pete, Husband Of Reason -
Hmm. That colby the end of this pun...
DXMachina -
If you gruyere own cows, you'd always have fresh dairy products.
Pete, Husband Of Reason -
Curd we please stop? I'm getting addicted!
or hungry...
DXMachina -
So, you're saying you're sort of half and half?
Burrell -
I think everyone should just lait off it for a while.
Pete, Husband Of Reason
Yes. Gouda idea.
DXMachina -
Yeah, we're starting to scrape the bottom of the burrell.
Laura -
How dairy say that!
Laura -
Don't try and skim in this thread.
Pete, Husband Of Reason -
... but all the jokes are gonna go like a blur pasteurize.
Burrell -
Well I never! Asiago away for good, I say, "Edam you to Cleveland!"