Pun fun in Bitches

Hey, I didn't start it...

ita -
Don't you mean "Oo, ghee"?
Trudy Booth –
Careful, ita. That kind of punning can lead to a slippery slope around here.
Anne W. –
Ooh! A pun-fest. I hope I'm not lait to the party.
DXMachina –
Yep, butter not start.
Steph L. –
Lord. You people are going to milk this joke for all it's worth.
Sean K -
You know what? I really hate the punning...
Punning is just this awful oleo of language. Not to mention the fact that when you people get going with the puns I feel pushed out to the margarine.
DXMachina -
Sorry, Sean, didn't mean to set your stomach churning like that.
Pete, Husband Of Reason -
I think we're done milking this cheesey joke.
Burrell -
I am udderly horrified now.
Pete, Husband Of Reason -
I have been cowed by your horror.
Sean K -
See? Everbody stays reasonable about the punning, and nobody has to get creamed.
Anne W. -
C'mon, guys! We've got quite a whey to go before we've exhausted all of the possibilities!
DXMachina -
That's as gouda reason as any to keep going...
Pete, Husband Of Reason -
Heifer heart, this is out of control.
DXMachina -
Would clarifying the situation be butter?
Aimée -
Allright, but only at the Park, kay??
brenda m -
Oh lard, not this again.
ita -
It's edam shame Jess is missing this. Maybrie we should wait for her.
Trudy Booth -
Yogurt what's here when you show up, ita. Jess will just have to cope somecow.
Steph L. -
So we're moo-ving from butter puns to cheese puns? You muensters!
DXMachina -
Just trying to avoid the bleus.
Pete, Husband Of Reason -
Bierkase we can!
Pete, Husband Of Reason -
Hmm. That colby the end of this pun...
DXMachina -
If you gruyere own cows, you'd always have fresh dairy products.
Pete, Husband Of Reason -
Curd we please stop? I'm getting addicted!
or hungry...
DXMachina -
So, you're saying you're sort of half and half?
Burrell -
I think everyone should just lait off it for a while.
Pete, Husband Of Reason
Yes. Gouda idea.
DXMachina -
Yeah, we're starting to scrape the bottom of the burrell.
Laura -
How dairy say that!
Laura -
Don't try and skim in this thread.
Pete, Husband Of Reason -
... but all the jokes are gonna go like a blur pasteurize.
Burrell -
Well I never! Asiago away for good, I say, "Edam you to Cleveland!"

Plei in Buffy 4:

Moohahahaha! I am an EVIL COW!!!

I like cows, I find them cute. And I often use the muhahahaha...so I thought this was a fun twist. Plus, it's Plei, so...there!

Ellen, in Natter:

Gus - so sorry about the rabies! And now I feel bad because I COMM'd your pain.

ZeusGirl talking about season ranking in Buffy (I think pretty non-spoilery):

My ranking:

6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, and six.

Then 3, 2, 4, 1, and 5.

Someone said something about a 7th season. What happened in that one?

Caroma talking about a pairing in Buffy (spoiler-blocked for your protection):

Kennedy's persistent state of living still bugs me, but in their last scenes I started to buy W/K, the least hot lesbians on TV. The secret is for them not to talk. Or touch each other. And be at least 20 feet away from each other at all times. Those have been their best scenes.

Robert H, in Firefly, spoilery for UnAmericans:

You know, with the kernel of Book-Jayne friendship, and Mal looking for reasons to trust Jayne after "Ariel", wouldn't it just be beautiful if Jayne reformed through religion?

MAL: "Yeah, he's not selling my crew to the Feds any longer, but . . . but . . . two Bible-thumpers on my ship?!"

WASH: "I could start hating God with you, Mal. I mean, if it would help balance things out. Plus, making fun of Jayne? Gravy."

In Buffy, spoilery for 7.21 and 7.22.

Jacqueline Zahas: It just occurred to me that we never did find out what was in the note she left him after the best night of his life.

Teppy:

Dear Spike,

Look, the fate of the world could be in my hands (*again*, which, I don't mind telling you, is getting really old), and I just needed one. good. night's. sleep. But --

YOU SNORE!!!

--B. Summers

edited b/c I found jz. won't lose her again. apologies, hec.

In Natter:

billytea: Apropos of nothing, the philosopher Moritz Schlick, famed as one of the founders of logical positivism, was shot and killed by one of his students in 1936 after giving said student a failing grade. In Ethics.

Typo Boy: pretty much proving that the grade was, in fact, correct.

eta: Nilly, duly noted, and thanks!

JZ, the unknown Buffista who reads like billytea is, indeed, billytea.

Shawn in Natter:

Typical sci-fi authors imagine people in the future having excessively large brains inside of huge heads mounted on spindly little bodies. However, judging by current trends in the USA (the world's most technologically sophisticated country), a far likelier scenario is one in which people sit in massive jet-propelled thrones that carry their bloated bodies and tiny, withered-from-disuse heads all around the world, where they can eat everything unfortunate enough to cross their paths.