Jayne is a girl's name.

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


sj - May 21, 2003 11:59:59 am PDT #3545 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

smonster in Buffy (non spoilery):

Leave it to Joss to know what I want better than I do.


beth b - May 21, 2003 12:28:23 pm PDT #3546 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Beth, that's not really spoilery unless people still don't know the show is going off the air.

just being overly cautious


DXMachina - May 21, 2003 3:07:58 pm PDT #3547 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Bitches:

Teppy:

I don't know if I'd let someone nibble on my scar.

Clearly I still have some healing to do, because my back just spasmed at the idea of being nibbled on.

Licking would be okay, though.

erikaj:

readies tongue. "No, Mom, all Buffistas say hello like that. They'll think I'm a jerk if I don't...it's a thing."


erikaj - May 21, 2003 3:13:04 pm PDT #3548 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Betsy, being wise in Natter: Nothing is more touching than the beliefs of the pregnant about What Parenthood Will Be. Parenthood is what sneaks up behind you in dark alleys with a sock full of quarters.


DXMachina - May 21, 2003 3:18:53 pm PDT #3549 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

KevinK, in Buffy 4 (spoilery bits whitefonted):

Coming from lurkdom and reading a long threadsuck to say I loved this episode. But I'm suprised that no one's mentioned the biggest shock from this episode:

That Caleb's now bisectual.

runs away quickly before things can be thrown


erikaj - May 21, 2003 3:24:29 pm PDT #3550 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

BWAH!!!


KevinK - May 21, 2003 4:04:47 pm PDT #3551 of 10000
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

My first COMM! Thanks, DX


Steph L. - May 21, 2003 5:15:14 pm PDT #3552 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Maysa, in Buffy (nonspoilery):

everything powerful and awesome about women and men is whitefonted in America right now. Because, let's face it, women's appearance may be obsessed over in every tv show, every movie, every magazine--but our beauty is ignored.


Maysa - May 21, 2003 5:45:54 pm PDT #3553 of 10000

To return the favor, this cracked me up.

Steph L. in Buffy (Spoilery) about Spike--

I feel like it was a little bit of a spotlight stealer. Show not called "Spike." Also, it was a little cheesy -- "I can feel my soul." Yeah, dude, we ALL can.

Also from the Buffy thread, this from Gleebo. (non-spoilery)--

As consistant as Joss Whedon has been with television programming, ME actors have been with bad hats.


Cindy - May 21, 2003 6:27:15 pm PDT #3554 of 10000
Nobody

Aimee in spoilers (Contains a casting spoiler for Angel season 5 - which is not necessarily a plot spoiler for Angel S4, and is in no way a spoiler for BtVS at all).

Ya know, I've gone through the eBay listings for other things Fox production won't be using next season and can't find Charisma ANYWHERE!!