Cordelia ,'Storyteller'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Bitches:
Teppy:
I don't know if I'd let someone nibble on my scar.
Clearly I still have some healing to do, because my back just spasmed at the idea of being nibbled on.
Licking would be okay, though.
erikaj:
readies tongue. "No, Mom, all Buffistas say hello like that. They'll think I'm a jerk if I don't...it's a thing."
Betsy, being wise in Natter: Nothing is more touching than the beliefs of the pregnant about What Parenthood Will Be. Parenthood is what sneaks up behind you in dark alleys with a sock full of quarters.
KevinK, in Buffy 4 (spoilery bits whitefonted):
Coming from lurkdom and reading a long threadsuck to say I loved this episode. But I'm suprised that no one's mentioned the biggest shock from this episode:
That Caleb's now bisectual.
runs away quickly before things can be thrown
BWAH!!!
My first COMM! Thanks, DX
Maysa, in Buffy (nonspoilery):
everything powerful and awesome about women and men is whitefonted in America right now. Because, let's face it, women's appearance may be obsessed over in every tv show, every movie, every magazine--but our beauty is ignored.
To return the favor, this cracked me up.
Steph L. in Buffy (Spoilery) about Spike--
I feel like it was a little bit of a spotlight stealer. Show not called "Spike." Also, it was a little cheesy -- "I can feel my soul." Yeah, dude, we ALL can.
Also from the Buffy thread, this from Gleebo. (non-spoilery)--
As consistant as Joss Whedon has been with television programming, ME actors have been with bad hats.
Aimee in spoilers (Contains a casting spoiler for Angel season 5 - which is not necessarily a plot spoiler for Angel S4, and is in no way a spoiler for BtVS at all).
Ya know, I've gone through the eBay listings for other things Fox production won't be using next season and can't find Charisma ANYWHERE!!
Pun fun in Bitches
Hey, I didn't start it...
ita -
Don't you mean "Oo, ghee"?
Trudy Booth –
Careful, ita. That kind of punning can lead to a slippery slope around here.
Anne W. –
Ooh! A pun-fest. I hope I'm not lait to the party.
DXMachina –
Yep, butter not start.
Steph L. –
Lord. You people are going to milk this joke for all it's worth.
Sean K -
You know what? I really hate the punning...
Punning is just this awful oleo of language. Not to mention the fact that when you people get going with the puns I feel pushed out to the margarine.
DXMachina -
Sorry, Sean, didn't mean to set your stomach churning like that.
Pete, Husband Of Reason -
I think we're done milking this cheesey joke.
Burrell -
I am udderly horrified now.
Pete, Husband Of Reason -
I have been cowed by your horror.
Sean K -
See? Everbody stays reasonable about the punning, and nobody has to get creamed.
Anne W. -
C'mon, guys! We've got quite a whey to go before we've exhausted all of the possibilities!
DXMachina -
That's as gouda reason as any to keep going...
Pete, Husband Of Reason -
Heifer heart, this is out of control.
DXMachina -
Would clarifying the situation be butter?
Aimée -
Allright, but only at the Park, kay??
brenda m -
Oh lard, not this again.
ita -
It's edam shame Jess is missing this. Maybrie we should wait for her.
Trudy Booth -
Yogurt what's here when you show up, ita. Jess will just have to cope somecow.
Steph L. -
So we're moo-ving from butter puns to cheese puns? You muensters!
DXMachina -
Just trying to avoid the bleus.
Pete, Husband Of Reason -
Bierkase we can!
Pete, Husband Of Reason -
Hmm. That colby the end of this pun...
DXMachina -
If you gruyere own cows, you'd always have fresh dairy products.
Pete, Husband Of Reason -
Curd we please stop? I'm getting addicted!
or hungry...
DXMachina -
So, you're saying you're sort of half and half?
Burrell -
I think everyone should just lait off it for a while.
Pete, Husband Of Reason
Yes. Gouda idea.
DXMachina -
Yeah, we're starting to scrape the bottom of the burrell.
Laura -
How dairy say that!
Laura -
Don't try and skim in this thread.
Pete, Husband Of Reason -
... but all the jokes are gonna go like a blur pasteurize.
Burrell -
Well I never! Asiago away for good, I say, "Edam you to Cleveland!"
Plei in Buffy 4:
Moohahahaha! I am an EVIL COW!!!
I like cows, I find them cute. And I often use the muhahahaha...so I thought this was a fun twist. Plus, it's Plei, so...there!