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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Theodosia - May 15, 2003 12:04:37 pm PDT #3510 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Megan E, talking about other shows over in Buffy:

I haven't been feeling the 24 love this year because I find it totally unbelieveable that so much crappy stuff could happen to one person in a 24 hour period, yet his bladder and bowel seem to be completely intact, despite him never going to the toilet once. And yet, I'm still watching.

billytea - May 15, 2003 9:42:01 pm PDT #3511 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wolfram, performing welcome wagon duties:

Welcome to the ~~party circus jungle cult shrine melee hellmouth monkey asylum orgy support-group~~ board, Alicia. Have a cookie.

Burrell - May 15, 2003 10:48:39 pm PDT #3512 of 10000

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Jilli, just telling it like it is, in Bitches:

"It's okay; I'm the girl all drag queens want to be."

Deena - May 16, 2003 11:06:08 am PDT #3513 of 10000

How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Trudy, being her lovely, inimitable self:

I knew a deaf left-handed Korean Jew. His parents and I decided he might be the smallest minority in the world.

Betsy HP - May 16, 2003 12:47:45 pm PDT #3514 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Blurb for Tarzan:

dangerous yet profoundly untainted morality

Emily: This phrase makes me profoundly suspicious. What the hell does that mean?

Daniel: "Don't take the brown acid"

flea - May 17, 2003 7:09:35 am PDT #3515 of 10000

information libertarian

thessaly:

Send help. Or muppets. Either will do.

hahahahahahah! plus, the ferrets. pure comedy gold.

Am-Chau Yarkona - May 17, 2003 7:28:01 am PDT #3516 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Ken Buddha, in Firefly, on the luck of the UKers:

they are getting the show in the proper rutting order.

Kathy A - May 17, 2003 1:29:26 pm PDT #3517 of 10000

We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Deena and Connie Neil (respectively), looking at new pictures from Return of the King in "Dude:"

It took me forever to get Aragorn and Legolas straight.

From the looks of some of those pictures, I don't think either of them are yet. Keep trying.

Steph L. - May 17, 2003 4:48:22 pm PDT #3518 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Nutty, in Bureaucracy:

You know, I just sort of realized: I view Buffistas as a (very large) family of siblings, or a giant polyamorous marriage, rather than as some kind of town. We're not here because we live next door to each other, or we all care about the water rights or the septic system or the city services we're all sharing. We're here because we care about each other, because we carry meaning, collectively, for each other, and we could all be crammed into a van down by the river and still call it (a really cramped) home.

I want this embroidered on a wall hanging.

Or, y'know, a t-shirt.

Noumenon - May 17, 2003 5:20:07 pm PDT #3519 of 10000

No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

Well, webvan.com is available again if it comes to that.

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