Atherton: Half the men in this room wish you were on their arm, tonight. Inara: Only half. I must be losing my indefinable allure.

'Shindig'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Burrell - May 15, 2003 10:48:39 pm PDT #3512 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Jilli, just telling it like it is, in Bitches:

"It's okay; I'm the girl all drag queens want to be."


Deena - May 16, 2003 11:06:08 am PDT #3513 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Trudy, being her lovely, inimitable self:

I knew a deaf left-handed Korean Jew. His parents and I decided he might be the smallest minority in the world.


Betsy HP - May 16, 2003 12:47:45 pm PDT #3514 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Blurb for Tarzan:

dangerous yet profoundly untainted morality

Emily: This phrase makes me profoundly suspicious. What the hell does that mean?

Daniel: "Don't take the brown acid"


flea - May 17, 2003 7:09:35 am PDT #3515 of 10000
information libertarian

thessaly:

Send help. Or muppets. Either will do.

hahahahahahah! plus, the ferrets. pure comedy gold.


Am-Chau Yarkona - May 17, 2003 7:28:01 am PDT #3516 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Ken Buddha, in Firefly, on the luck of the UKers:

they are getting the show in the proper rutting order.


Kathy A - May 17, 2003 1:29:26 pm PDT #3517 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Deena and Connie Neil (respectively), looking at new pictures from Return of the King in "Dude:"

It took me forever to get Aragorn and Legolas straight.

From the looks of some of those pictures, I don't think either of them are yet. Keep trying.


Steph L. - May 17, 2003 4:48:22 pm PDT #3518 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Nutty, in Bureaucracy:

You know, I just sort of realized: I view Buffistas as a (very large) family of siblings, or a giant polyamorous marriage, rather than as some kind of town. We're not here because we live next door to each other, or we all care about the water rights or the septic system or the city services we're all sharing. We're here because we care about each other, because we carry meaning, collectively, for each other, and we could all be crammed into a van down by the river and still call it (a really cramped) home.

I want this embroidered on a wall hanging.

Or, y'know, a t-shirt.


Noumenon - May 17, 2003 5:20:07 pm PDT #3519 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

Well, webvan.com is available again if it comes to that.


Frankenbuddha - May 17, 2003 9:32:23 pm PDT #3520 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

My first COMM! I'm walking on air.

And because it hasn't been put in here yet, I'll post my first COMM too.

MechaKrelboyne in Firefly, on the un-Americans getting FF:

Wow. It's like Bitter, Fist-Shaking Fans: the Next Generation. Brings a tear to the eye, it does.


Katie M - May 17, 2003 10:30:24 pm PDT #3521 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Shawn in Movies, making a threat I think we can all get behind (so long as we're not sitting in front of her):

If the One turns out to have midichlorians, I'm throwing my milkshake at the screen.