Angus G in Movies:
A biscotti maker? Isn't that called an oven?
Buffy ,'Get It Done'
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Angus G in Movies:
A biscotti maker? Isn't that called an oven?
Hec in Natter:
From the curious inner workings of Emmett's brain...
Emmett: I wish I could morph.
Me: Like...change shape?
Emmett: Yeah, I'd morph into a pumpkin pie. Then I'd eat myself. Then I'd vomit myself back.
Me: <spends exactly one whole second trying to apply logic to that scenario and abandons it as fruitless> Hmm.
Trudy Booth -
It's like sculpting with stone as opposed to clay. I just chip away the parts that aren't the porn.
Natter natter, yo.
Ellen:
I keep imagining Betsy in that scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail where the penitents chant "Deus etc. etc." and then thwap themselves on the forehead with their boards, except the board is a Thinkpad with google news up on it.
Betsy HP:
My God! She's got a Webcam!
Ellen:
Nope. Only audio.
Susan W: Any sentence that starts out with "The Texas Rangers entered a neonatal unit" should finish with a heartwarming tale of baseball players encouraging people during a tough time, not with law enforcement trying to track down representatives with dissenting views.
billytea: I have to be honest; any sentence that begins with "The Texas Rangers entered a neonatal unit" has already pretty much exceeded my sentential expectations.
Betsy beat me to it in mere seconds.
Can't. Breathe. Too. Funny. (in natter)
Steph L. - Hec, there are these nifty things called "books"....
DavidS - Pfft. Books are for wimps. People that can't handle the brilliance of pixels searing into their retinas. I despise the people who read and the ones who write? Even worse. Why...Oops, forgot I was a writer there for a second.
( sharpening Excalibraxe and staring unblinkingly at Hec)
That's kinda spoilesque, deb...
I white fonted it.