Jeez, don't get all Movie of the Week. I was just too cheap to buy you a real present.

Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Java cat - May 05, 2003 10:45:56 pm PDT #3434 of 10000
Not javachik

Natter 11:

Kat: MAN! I want enchanted soot to clean my house!!


Java cat - May 05, 2003 10:51:51 pm PDT #3435 of 10000
Not javachik

Natter 11:

Dana: I hate packing, but I love putting stuff away. Is anyone else like this, or am I some kind of freak?

DX: away putting freak...

Dana: Oh, sure, talk about wearing a rubber chicken on your head, you get all sorts of validation. Putting things away, though, that's deviant.

Aimee: Then this a good lesson for you, Dana. When putting things away, wear a rubber chicken.

Nora D: AI will be FG.


Java cat - May 05, 2003 11:06:30 pm PDT #3436 of 10000
Not javachik

Natter 11:

Theresa W, participating during the celebrity sighting/ celebrity meeting smackdown between Rio and ita:

I saw Tom Wopat once. From very far away. I also saw Ross Perot at one of the many Capitol Hill cafeterias. He asked me where the sporks were.


Cindy - May 06, 2003 12:06:36 pm PDT #3437 of 10000
Nobody

From Un-American

Sue:

During my lunch hour, I was in Tim Horton's, like a good Canadian. As I'm leaving, a guy walks in and asks, in an accent that wouldn't be a stranger on Coronation Street, if they serve English coffee. Does anyone know what he means by English coffee?

Trudy:

Tea


Atropa - May 06, 2003 4:36:05 pm PDT #3438 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

ita: What is Anne Rice without gothic clichés?

Betsy: Much, much shorter?


Theodosia - May 07, 2003 4:22:46 am PDT #3439 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Allyson, in Buffy:

I'll come back later, when I'm Funny!Bitter, and not SEETHING BALL OF HATE!bitter.


msbelle - May 07, 2003 11:16:44 am PDT #3440 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Nutty on Natter on David Caruso:

and if he flares his nostrils at me one more time I think I'll be forced to retreat to the kitchen and lob heavy frying pans at him.


Paige547 - May 07, 2003 2:32:11 pm PDT #3441 of 10000
No Dougal these cows are small. Those cows are faaar away - Father Ted

Betsy HP in Ogling Cash:

Well, we're America. We're right. You guys are wrong, and you have to do what we say.

I love this, this girl can speak real English


Theodosia - May 08, 2003 5:08:39 am PDT #3442 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Cindy in Angel:

Should have known Tim was here, just by the jump in posts. Good job Tim. You hurt me and took me dark places. I like that in a man who has neither my address nor phone number.


Theodosia - May 08, 2003 7:58:26 am PDT #3443 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

kat perez in Natter:

No fruit is inherently evil, but bananas come close.