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This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'

Coffee On My Monitor

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Java cat - May 05, 2003 11:06:30 pm PDT #3436 of 10000

Not javachik

Natter 11:

Theresa W, participating during the celebrity sighting/ celebrity meeting smackdown between Rio and ita:

I saw Tom Wopat once. From very far away. I also saw Ross Perot at one of the many Capitol Hill cafeterias. He asked me where the sporks were.

Cindy - May 06, 2003 12:06:36 pm PDT #3437 of 10000

Nobody

From Un-American

Sue:

During my lunch hour, I was in Tim Horton's, like a good Canadian. As I'm leaving, a guy walks in and asks, in an accent that wouldn't be a stranger on Coronation Street, if they serve English coffee. Does anyone know what he means by English coffee?

Trudy:

Tea

Atropa - May 06, 2003 4:36:05 pm PDT #3438 of 10000

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

ita: What is Anne Rice without gothic clichés?

Betsy: Much, much shorter?

Theodosia - May 07, 2003 4:22:46 am PDT #3439 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Allyson, in Buffy:

I'll come back later, when I'm Funny!Bitter, and not SEETHING BALL OF HATE!bitter.

msbelle - May 07, 2003 11:16:44 am PDT #3440 of 10000

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Nutty on Natter on David Caruso:

and if he flares his nostrils at me one more time I think I'll be forced to retreat to the kitchen and lob heavy frying pans at him.

Paige547 - May 07, 2003 2:32:11 pm PDT #3441 of 10000

No Dougal these cows are small. Those cows are faaar away - Father Ted

Betsy HP in Ogling Cash:

Well, we're America. We're right. You guys are wrong, and you have to do what we say.

I love this, this girl can speak real English

Theodosia - May 08, 2003 5:08:39 am PDT #3442 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Cindy in Angel:

Should have known Tim was here, just by the jump in posts. Good job Tim. You hurt me and took me dark places. I like that in a man who has neither my address nor phone number.

Theodosia - May 08, 2003 7:58:26 am PDT #3443 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

kat perez in Natter:

No fruit is inherently evil, but bananas come close.

Wolfram - May 08, 2003 10:23:24 am PDT #3444 of 10000

Visilurking

In Angel (spoilery) because it made me laugh:

Matt: Is that the same actor that played Holden?
Tim: Same actor, Matt. He was also the guest in my last never-aired Firefly.
Caroma: But Buffy's Holden is dusted, right?
Tim: Yes, Holden was dusted... but we didn't actually kill the actor.

Laura - May 08, 2003 10:40:33 am PDT #3445 of 10000

Our wings are not tired.

Tim Minear - May 2, 2003 2:57:39 am EDT

In Angel 3: Big Damn Evil, Sir

Oh my dear lord in heaven how I love this thread title.

We really should have told him the proposed Bureaucracy 3 thread title.

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