You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Cindy - May 06, 2003 12:06:36 pm PDT #3437 of 10000
Nobody

From Un-American

Sue:

During my lunch hour, I was in Tim Horton's, like a good Canadian. As I'm leaving, a guy walks in and asks, in an accent that wouldn't be a stranger on Coronation Street, if they serve English coffee. Does anyone know what he means by English coffee?

Trudy:

Tea


Atropa - May 06, 2003 4:36:05 pm PDT #3438 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

ita: What is Anne Rice without gothic clichés?

Betsy: Much, much shorter?


Theodosia - May 07, 2003 4:22:46 am PDT #3439 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Allyson, in Buffy:

I'll come back later, when I'm Funny!Bitter, and not SEETHING BALL OF HATE!bitter.


msbelle - May 07, 2003 11:16:44 am PDT #3440 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Nutty on Natter on David Caruso:

and if he flares his nostrils at me one more time I think I'll be forced to retreat to the kitchen and lob heavy frying pans at him.


Paige547 - May 07, 2003 2:32:11 pm PDT #3441 of 10000
No Dougal these cows are small. Those cows are faaar away - Father Ted

Betsy HP in Ogling Cash:

Well, we're America. We're right. You guys are wrong, and you have to do what we say.

I love this, this girl can speak real English


Theodosia - May 08, 2003 5:08:39 am PDT #3442 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Cindy in Angel:

Should have known Tim was here, just by the jump in posts. Good job Tim. You hurt me and took me dark places. I like that in a man who has neither my address nor phone number.


Theodosia - May 08, 2003 7:58:26 am PDT #3443 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

kat perez in Natter:

No fruit is inherently evil, but bananas come close.


Wolfram - May 08, 2003 10:23:24 am PDT #3444 of 10000
Visilurking

In Angel (spoilery) because it made me laugh:

Matt: Is that the same actor that played Holden?
Tim: Same actor, Matt. He was also the guest in my last never-aired Firefly.
Caroma: But Buffy's Holden is dusted, right?
Tim: Yes, Holden was dusted... but we didn't actually kill the actor.


Laura - May 08, 2003 10:40:33 am PDT #3445 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.

Tim Minear - May 2, 2003 2:57:39 am EDT
In Angel 3: Big Damn Evil, Sir
Oh my dear lord in heaven how I love this thread title.

We really should have told him the proposed Bureaucracy 3 thread title.


Theodosia - May 08, 2003 1:27:39 pm PDT #3446 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Burrell in Angel (only slightly spoilery):

Adam and Eve had free will in Eden, even if they really didn't have much to do with it beside say to each other, "Hey, you want to go praise God?" "Sure!" and "After praising God, how's about we do some gardening?"