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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Kate P. - Apr 23, 2003 6:16:56 am PDT #3348 of 10000

That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Leigh brings the snark in UnAmerican:

Add that to my sudden disinterest in Spike, who somehow manages to be even more pathetic than Angel at the whole, "I've killed... well, who can remember exact numbers, but what's important is that your strangely non-expressed love gives me the strength I need to refrain from having bad hair" schtick...

[please someone edit if this is spoilery--I'm pretty sure it's not, but I slutted spectacularly for downloaded Buffy eps at Min's place and can no longer recall exactly where the Australians are]

Theodosia - Apr 23, 2003 7:49:03 am PDT #3349 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

UTTAD, in Buffy:

Well, what with all those lesbians and jews they have in BtVS, the Christians can take solace in the fact that all those connected to the show, will know God's love by burning in hell for all eternity.

Leigh - Apr 23, 2003 7:52:02 am PDT #3350 of 10000

Nobody

Aww, I just blushed bright red and frightened my cat.Squee, I got COMMed, squeeee! Ahem.

And yes, Spike's pathetic-ness has been fully aired down here in Oz, much to our...um, rather *my* chagrin. Sadly everyone else in Australia has resisted my generous offer of opinion-regulating mind-control. Some people just don't want to be helped.

Jess M. - Apr 23, 2003 1:38:13 pm PDT #3351 of 10000

Let me just say that popularity with people on public transportation does not equal literary respect. --Jesse

Madrigal in Angel:

if GT asks you to take off your pants so she can eat you, you don't question whether or not she's being literal.

Nora Deirdre - Apr 23, 2003 2:14:11 pm PDT #3352 of 10000

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Madrigal in Natter, context be damned:

Yeah, well at least belts don't have the ability to get stuck in awkward places and then be really painful to have to yank off. I think that's why the strap-on has always been a much better seller than the tape-on.

deborah grabien - Apr 23, 2003 2:53:28 pm PDT #3353 of 10000

It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Aimee, having a Popeye moment in Natter:

We will gladly appreciate you Tuesday, for the shit you put up with today.

Jess M. - Apr 23, 2003 3:20:46 pm PDT #3354 of 10000

Let me just say that popularity with people on public transportation does not equal literary respect. --Jesse

Julie in UnAmericans:

And then I got sidetracked into six degrees of Mutant Enemy

sj - Apr 23, 2003 11:27:12 pm PDT #3355 of 10000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

RobertH in Buffy:

You know, I read this book one time that had a character in it who mocked Christian faith left and right. Named Satan or something. Anyway, we should boycott that book.

Theodosia - Apr 24, 2003 5:16:17 am PDT #3356 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Nutty in Sartre:

Eternal yammering is the true price of freedom.

Nilly - Apr 24, 2003 5:40:43 am PDT #3357 of 10000

Swouncing

Natter, from several days ago, but very accurate for right now:

Betsy: They missed an opportunity to double up on the Passover angst by having you have to get all the *non-leavened* stuff out of the house at its end. You could have a kid searching for the last bit of matzoh and ritually throwing it out of the house while the whole family yelled "Bleah!"
Wolfram: Don't forget the obligatory matzoh burning festival the next day.
Burn baby burn.
Cindy: My dh was reading over my shoulder and asked me to add that the Catholics never would have missed that one.
Betsy: The Catholics would have added alcohol. "Get so drunk you can no longer tell matzoh from challah."
Wolfram: Well most alcohol is chometz. But we do have four cups of wine, and by the third I'm starting to taste crumbs. YFCOWMV.

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