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Sometimes I miss having powers... Oh. Oh! I know what this is! This is peer pressure! Any second now you're gonna make me smoke tobacco and--and have drugs!

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Jesse - Apr 03, 2003 9:42:23 am PST #3207 of 10000

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Nutty, in Natter:

I am thinking I would like to get ripped and eat sweets now. Alas that I am at work, before noon, on a Thursday, rendering the first half of the natter joy equation unlikely. CVS, however, probably has Cadbury mini eggs, which are like unto crack in their portability and ease of use. N.b.: please don't set your Cadbury mini eggs on fire on my say-so. And do not eat crack rocks. This is a simile only.

Connie Neil - Apr 03, 2003 9:47:09 am PST #3208 of 10000

brillig

Am-Chau missed one of the reactions to her Bureaucracy run

Plei:

Oh. My. Lord. Mashed Potatoes in New Places. Ouch. Painful.

smonster - Apr 03, 2003 12:13:29 pm PST #3209 of 10000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

connie, in LOTR

Obviously the cold medicine is kicking in.

I saw ROTK and though, "Rolling on the ... oh, King! Wait, Rolling on the King? Well, that would make the Boromir/Aragon slashers happy."

Theodosia - Apr 03, 2003 12:50:01 pm PST #3210 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

DXMachina:

It's just sitting there

A number so attractive

yes, I am a slut

Trudy Booth - Apr 03, 2003 1:39:55 pm PST #3211 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

erikaj: Where's all the "special treatment" everybody's been worried about giving me my whole life? Grrr.

Betsy HP - Apr 03, 2003 2:17:36 pm PST #3212 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

in Bitches:

smonster: Well, hell, I'm not a vegetarian so THAT must be why I sleep with women

Aimée: Vegetarian, vagitarian, all the difference a vowel makes.

Cindy - Apr 03, 2003 6:08:40 pm PST #3213 of 10000

Nobody

Nutty, commenting on Angel 4.17, (title) Inside Out . The comments aren't out and out spoilers, but they're funny and they sum up a bunch of stuff, so they sorta...oh shoot, just bring on the white font.

* I love how, now in one gigantic asspull, they're explaining years of asspulls at once! It's amazing and death-defying! Next, they'll actually make sense of The Powers That Be!

§ ita § - Apr 03, 2003 6:27:31 pm PST #3214 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Allyson, on booking space for the F2F:

I told the hotel you were a rowdy crowd of drunk women who wouldn't deface the hotel in any way, but I do wish I had been able to warn them about singing.

Aims - Apr 03, 2003 8:10:43 pm PST #3215 of 10000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

COMM-ing for Kat, who lacks bandwidth:

Aimee:Quilters question: If I were to take my quarters to a fabric store, would they use their cutting table for me to make my squares?

erinaceous:Aimee, they will not. And they will be grumpy if you ask them. Because they are horribly underpaid, are mistreated by management, and have not yet recovered from the panic that is Halloween costume season. YFSMV.

DXMachina - Apr 03, 2003 9:43:27 pm PST #3216 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Consuela , in UnAmerican (who needs context):

Damn, I missed the rutabaga discussion.

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