Nutty:
All of the above is why the whole world should fit between Boston and New York. If you can't get to it in 4 hours and/or on an interconnected set of train and public transity systems, why bother??
Look, you got a little stabbed the other day. That's bound to make anyone a mite ornery.
Mal ,'Ariel'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Theodosia - Apr 01, 2003 10:34:37 am PST #3193 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
erinaceous - Apr 01, 2003 11:21:19 am PST #3194 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
Cindy in Natter. Made me laugh.
I just got this email entitled, "Advice". I don't pass these on usually, but it made me chuckle.
1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.
4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.
5. It is important that these four men never meet.
PaulJ - Apr 01, 2003 12:51:59 pm PST #3195 of 10000
Hec and Aimee, in Natter:
We should have one of the actuaries post the most likely ways to die for the average Buffsita demographic
My vote goes for "TiVo falling onto head" for #1 cause.
Nilly - Apr 01, 2003 11:16:01 pm PST #3196 of 10000
Swouncing
Anne on keeping track of Bureaublahblah (© msbelle):
It's a bit like herding cats. Teleporting, time-traveling cats.
Elena - Apr 01, 2003 11:46:07 pm PST #3197 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
From UnAmericans
Sue:
I just can't deal with Connor's hair. When I was stranded at the bus station last Friday, there were several college-aged guys also waiting who had the same floppy hair. I wanted to go up to them and say, "In the name of Vincent Karthieser, cut your hair!"
Trudy:
Ah, first you confuse the college boys and then you POUNCE!
Sue:
It's all about the misdirection, Trudy.
Nilly - Apr 02, 2003 2:13:10 am PST #3198 of 10000
Swouncing
Gudanov In Natter:
My most recent movie viewing was "Piglet's Big Movie". Which was okay, but I thought Tigger was just sort of mailing it in. Eeorye brought it strong though, best performance since 'Dude Where's my Tail'.
In BBaBB, on the Phoenix Error Message:
Betsy HP: It's the Best. Error Message. Ever.
Liese: It is. It makes me happy every time I see it. Which isn't often. Which makes me happy. Buffista conundrums of joy.
I even quoted it to my SO, and was startled to note that I did actually have it memorized. And not like the other death messages that I have memorized because I see them so damn often. I have it memorized because I never see it. See what I mean about the conundrums?
Because it's both funny and true. And I just love the expression "Buffista conundrums of joy".
Nilly - Apr 02, 2003 2:21:00 am PST #3199 of 10000
Swouncing
USA Night in Natter:
Trudy: <Trudy tip-toes into thread with pin. Drops it. Hears it.>
Perkins: Perkins tiptoes in, still hears the echo of the pin dropping.
Trudy: Trudy winks at Perkins, causes virtual hurricane on other side of internet.
Perkins: Perkins giggles at the thought of an internet hurricane, and hopes it wakes up the board.
juliana - Apr 02, 2003 6:16:29 am PST #3200 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
connie in Bitches (context? Pfah.):
So now I don't have to mumble as I'm rocking along with this bunch of wildeyed Dutchmen with their guitars and strangely significant lyrics.
Liese S. - Apr 02, 2003 2:46:53 pm PST #3201 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
The inimitable BHP in Great Write Way:
Anybody, no matter how distinguished, who tells you "If you don't X, you can't write" is wrong. Unless "X" is "write".
Because it's truuue.
amyth - Apr 02, 2003 2:58:02 pm PST #3202 of 10000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Victor, in Spoilers, speculating about The Last Episode. Because it needs to be shared with the unspoiled.
Disclaimer: Unless he knows something and isn't telling, this is pure speculation.
The world ends, and Angel wakes up in a cold sweat, screaming. Lindsey, lying next to him, rolls over him, holds him tenderly and says, "what's wrong honey." Angele replies that he had a bad dream, that he was a vampire, and that the world ended, and that he... he... was in love with a girl.
Next season, AtS becomes Queer as Folk.