askye: I never really worried about nuclear fallout and the world ending that way, being a Southern Baptist kid I worried that the Second Coming, I was always afraid that Jesus would return before I had a chance to grow up and do anything good, like have sex. I never was a very good Southern Baptist.
Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Coffee On My Monitor
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ita, in Natter X:
I saw Halle's dress, and I don't feel inspired.
Did the terrorists win while I wasn't looking?
Sophia Brooks -
Re the (TWoP) Ad:
I associate the word "always" with Reva and Josh on guiding Light, so now I am thinking of
Buffy/Angel going through all their trials and tribulations (death, memory loss, becoming Amish,
being cloned)
Anne W. - Let's hope they don't. We've seen DB in enough scary wigs that we don't need the horror of seeing him in full Amish regalia.
amych - We've seen DB in enough scary wigs that we don't need the horror of seeing him in full Amish regalia. Oh, but imagine the wacky hijinks that would ensue when he had a really, really good barnraising t wink, nudge and lost his soul. We'd know he was evil because he'd turn up wearing buttons!
t dies
Caroma and Betsy from Natter:
Caroma
We've had 43 presidents, we mackeral-snappers are about 1/4 of the population, and you can count the number of Catholic presidents on one finger. Hmmm. Of course, there's bunches of us as mayors, and governors, and on the Supreme Court, so...never mind! Forget I said anything! There is no Vatican conspiracy with the Whore of Babylon to bring about the advent of the Antichrist, what a silly thought!!
<runs>
Betsy
You gave us Scalia.
Some day, the rest of us *must* find some way to appropriately reward you.
Caroma
coded msg to KWojztyla@papa.org: Scaliabot malfunctioning to the point even Protestants can detect it. Please advise. Minion # 7,867,461
ita, in Natter:
Queen Latifah is lovely, but she was wielding those mams like she was competing in the Aretha Franklin invitational.
It's funny cause it's true, Sophia in Natter: I was so sure we'd be living in a post apocolyptic post nuclear bombing world by now that I somehow neglected to make better plans for my life.
Cindy, in Buffy
You'll have noticed, of course, that I waited until there was the better part of a continent between us. Distance makes the balls grow bigger.
John H. in Natter, on why he's in no hurry to see The Hours: Plus, the whole Virginia Woolf thing. When I was at university, there were the Woolf fans and the Joyce fans, and we were like the Sharks and the Jets. Only without the fighting. Or dancing. Or singing. You know what I mean.
Rio in natter on the white man's need for flavored bagels:
the bagel thing fits in with my larger theory about white people and muffins. I don't have time to go into detail right now, but basically the thing is: White people just want to eat muffins 24/7, but they are ashamed of this fact, so they take totally good yummy foods like bagels and coffee and ice cream and turn it all into muffins. Hence stuff like the blueberry bagel. The caramel latte. The chunky chocolate-almond-caramel-fudge ice cream. JUST EAT A FRELLING MUFFIN, WHITEY! That is what I say.