Lorne: My little prince. Oh…what did they do to you? Angel: Nina…tried to…eat me. Lorne: Oh, you're--medic! You're gonna make it Angel. Just don't stop fighting. Doctor! Is there a Gepetto in the house?

'Smile Time'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


DXMachina - Mar 21, 2003 9:08:37 am PST #3057 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

meara, it's é


meara - Mar 21, 2003 9:50:50 am PST #3058 of 10000

(going crazy with the COMMing, I am...maybe I"m in an easily amused mood?)

In the Voting thread, on methods of picking 3 vs. 6 months (can you guess who favors which?:)

Gandalfe: There won't be any averaging involved, so vote your conscience. Which, if your conscience is any good, will be 3.

DavidS: Thank god I stuffed my conscience in a trunk months ago. Six months ago.

billytea: ...well, strictly I'll still just be voting '6', but I'll be doing so in a deep, Satanic voice, and be voting for "6, MORTAL!!" or something like that.


juliana - Mar 21, 2003 9:55:28 am PST #3059 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

BHP, in Natter:

4.5 is ludicrous.

I hereby claim this thread for the chicken liberation front.

puts on chicken suit

runs around in circles

tries to peck ita

discovers that you can't run very fast in a chicken suit

succumbs to ita's mighty chicken-fu

dies


Steph L. - Mar 21, 2003 10:44:00 am PST #3060 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Deb Grabien, in Angel:

I'm not dissing Molly Bloom; I love her, I love the book, I get drunk reading Joyce and anyway, she has the best unpunctuated orgasm in history.


PaulJ - Mar 21, 2003 10:54:02 am PST #3061 of 10000

Betsy Compaq in Natter:

I once worked at a company that insisted on a personality test that divided you up into pie slices - one red, one blue, and one yellow. The pie slices made a complete circle.

One of my crankier co-workers skewed his answers to create Pac-Man.


Betsy HP - Mar 21, 2003 12:03:31 pm PST #3062 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Anne: I remember hearing a funeral director's spiel about why embalming the "loved one" and putting the remains in a vacuum sealed, climate controlled vault in a memorial wall/mausoleum gave greater comfort to the family than seeing said remains placed into a less expensive casket and lowered into the cold, cold ground. Me, I would be somewhat more horrified by the idea of Granny spending eternity immured in some 1970's crap contemporary architecture. The whole setup was like the Cask of Amontillado with Muzak hymns and plushy carpeting.


Kat - Mar 21, 2003 1:07:30 pm PST #3063 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Anne W in Bitches:

Given how anal I am about baggying up meat and labeling it before freezing, I am now picturing a Ziploc baggie with "Grandpa" and the cremation date written on it with a Sharpie marker.


erikaj - Mar 21, 2003 1:20:13 pm PST #3064 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

I think that was Empress Aimee, not that Anne is not a total hoot, but I remember cause it was my freeze-dried grandfather under discussion.Thanks, Kat.


Kat - Mar 21, 2003 1:37:28 pm PST #3065 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Erika:

Anne W. "Spike's Bitches 5: One... Good... Day" Mar 21, 2003 2:04:28 pm EST


erikaj - Mar 21, 2003 2:16:55 pm PST #3066 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Ok, then. Oops.