brenda m, Natter:
OK, I'm getting "page not found" on everything I try to go to except this site. It finally happened! The internet is ours! MWAAAHHHHAAAHHHAAA!
Kaylee: H-how did you... g-get on...? Early: Strains the mind a bit, don't it? You think you're all alone. Maybe I come down the chimney, Kaylee. Bring presents to the good girls and boys.
'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Dana - Mar 19, 2003 1:27:58 pm PST #3026 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Zoe Finch - Mar 19, 2003 1:55:33 pm PST #3027 of 10000
Gradh tu fhein
Yes.
Could be Saddam speaking.
Or Bush after the next election.
Oh, you can be SO fickle!
jengod - Mar 19, 2003 3:04:45 pm PST #3028 of 10000
nuttynatter
What ultramaroon presents Antonin Scalia with a Free Speech award? I mean, besides his mom?
Deena - Mar 19, 2003 3:28:44 pm PST #3029 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Ple , in Bitches, being wise:
Hell may be other people, but sometimes, if you're lucky, that also describes heaven.
Theodosia - Mar 19, 2003 4:48:37 pm PST #3030 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Madrigal Natters:
Isn't it odd how some little bits of information get wedged in your head, even though you can't remember when you learned them and that they're not true. For a long time I thought William Henry Harrison had killed himself just after being sworn in - it was just in quick run through a history book I saw he'd actually died of pneumonia, though since he caught it after not wearing a coat during inauguration, it could be considered a vague half-hearted sort of suicide attempt.
Theodosia - Mar 19, 2003 5:05:13 pm PST #3031 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
From Un-Americans:
Trudy Booth :
Just popping in to let the Canadians know that next time Mexico wants to invade you we ain't stoppin em ANY MORE.
Sue :
Just remember where you get your perscription drugs on the cheap, missy!
Trudy Booth :
Soon, your signs will be in THREE languages!
Sue:
Mexico's invasion will end when they hit winter, and they realize it's much better to be down south in January. We're like Russia that way.
brenda m :
My dad came home the other night and was making noise about "see if we keep protecting you now, Canada." I pointed out that Canada isn't exactly in any danger and he responded "they will be if we're protecting them!"
Sean K - Mar 19, 2003 5:43:25 pm PST #3032 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
erinaceous, in Natter:
It just gets worse. DH and I told everyone that we were naming Little Bird "Anakin Hippopotamus MyLastName HisLastName" if it was a boy and "Amidala Daffodil MyLastName HisLastName" if it was a girl. The actual potential names we kept deep dark secrets.
It was especially funny for folks who weren't Star Wars fans and didn't get the names. My mom was a little disappointed as she thought "Amidala Daffodil" was pretty.
Java cat - Mar 19, 2003 6:28:11 pm PST #3033 of 10000
Not javachik
Burrell: And thanks, Megan! Yep, we's having a baby.
Is there going to be a "name the baby" poll?Uh, no. Because Monkey Pants is three kinds of wrong for an actual baby.
Sean K: You're no fun, Burrell. Monkey Pants would be a *great* name for a baby. ;)
Jesse: Monkey Pants is more of a middle name, I think, no?
ita: Oh, I smell a vote coming on!
erikaj: Definitely.
Burrell: You guys are as bad as my husband.
Amych: Wilhelmina Monkey Pants Burrell. It has a certain ring to it.
Sean K: Regardless, I have a strong suspicion that, now that you've planted that insidious seed in our heads, Monkey Pants will be the child's nickname, at least among Buffistas.
Amych: I've got it! The Voting Thread: What should we name Baby Burrell?
Jesse: Ahazueras Monkey Pants Burrell! Maimonides Monkey Pants Burrell! The possibilities are really endless... (And yes, this kind of conversation with my father is what led my mother to make sure they picked just one unisex name.)
Ellen S: Guinness Tobasco if it's a boy. Juniorella Michelob if it's a girl. I have spoken.
Sean K: Burrell will never speak to any of us again
Megan: I was thinking more like Balthazar Polgara Monkey Pants Giles. Might be too uppitty though.
Polgara: Nothing wrong with uppity. Great names = great destiny. :-D
ita: Monkey Bon Bon Pants Burrell?
Megan E: Too many Ricky Martin connotations.
Scrappy: If a girl, Buffistette Monkey Pants Burrell. If a boy, Buffisto.
Bitterchick: Back away from the Wilhelmenia.
Burrell: *looks heavenward* Sigh.
Betsy HP: Buffistina.
Jesse: Buffistina could just go by Tina, like the Albertina I went to high school with, so that's not so bad, right?
Sean K: Alouicious Monkey Pants Burrell. IJS.
Ellen: Buffisto I love this too much to wait 6 months for it. Someone needs to spawn now.
Erinaceous: Oh, {{{Burrell}}} It just gets worse. DH and I told everyone that we were naming Little Bird "Anakin Hippopotamus MyLastName HisLastName" if it was a boy and "Amidala Daffodil MyLastName HisLastName" if it was a girl. The actual potential names we kept deep dark secrets. It was especially funny for folks who weren't Star Wars fans and didn't get the names. My mom was a little disappointed as she thought "Amidala Daffodil" was pretty.
thessaly: Rufus Xavier Sasparilla?
Megan e: I just realized that this conversation totally justifies why I will never be reproducing.
Wolfram: Buffolomew Burrell. There's a boy who's gonna have friends. At least you all are talking names. My wife keeps trying to have the names conversation with me, but I'm so wait-until-the-last-minute guy.
ita: Dude. Lindsey. What other choice do you have?
kat perez: I'll stay away from baby naming cuz the only one worth anything is Pinky Tuscadero and that one's mine, all mine.
Trudy Booth - Mar 19, 2003 8:17:24 pm PST #3034 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Caroma in Angel and only spoilish to a COMPLETE lunatic: A basin of water and a cloth? What is this, Little House in the Prairie?
Jessica - Mar 19, 2003 9:02:42 pm PST #3035 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Heather, nonspoily in Angel:
It just now occurs to me that the promo writers may be the same as Bush's speech writers. Say something catchy and punchy with maybe a slight relation to what is actually going on.