sarameg: My freezer makes me look like a neat-freak serial chicken killer
Kaylee: Is that him? Mal: That's the buffet table. Kaylee: Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?
'Shindig'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Mar 18, 2003 11:59:02 am PST #3008 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
erinaceous - Mar 18, 2003 12:02:34 pm PST #3009 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
JessPMoon in Natter:
If the world was a corporation and we were the HR department, we'd have had our asses fired ages ago.
Jessica - Mar 18, 2003 12:35:26 pm PST #3010 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Quickly, before he can edit!
Hec (quoting Betsy): My husband just came into my office, found me sitting on my balance ball, and discovered with glee that he can dribble me.
Well, in a purely imperialist way, we managed to sweep The Philippines under our influence because of the Spanish American War.
Betsy: Filled the bathtub with giraffes yet?
DavidS - Mar 18, 2003 12:36:24 pm PST #3011 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Quickly, before he can edit!
Hmph. stupid clipboard...
Betsy HP - Mar 18, 2003 12:44:58 pm PST #3012 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Hec , editing to try to dig himself out but, as is so often the case, making matters worse: because Betsy's husband is not waging imperialistic war on her balance ball.
sarameg: OK, I missed something so completely that now I'm fighting tears. Picturing Betsy's husband chasing after Betsy's balance ball with napoleonic posture, waving garlic and shouting something about the colonies.
If I die in an attempt to not explain this to my officemate, it is all y'alls fault.
Fay - Mar 18, 2003 12:55:33 pm PST #3013 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
erikaj in Natter
No eyepatch today, but yesterday, sure. My first thought after "I could get used to the absence of pain." was "OMG, how do pirates DO this everyday? No wonder they say "argh"!"
scrappy - Mar 18, 2003 12:58:19 pm PST #3014 of 10000
Nobody
You beat me to it. Argh.
Deena - Mar 18, 2003 1:11:49 pm PST #3015 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
In Bitches:
Sean K:
If I didn't want to talk during sex, I'd just go masturbate. Even then, I'd probably talk.
Dana - Mar 18, 2003 3:03:14 pm PST #3016 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Nutty, in the context of a lengthy Natter discussion about jock straps and other buttless articles of clothing:
Logically, then, butted chaps are the sole province of the cowboy.
Betsy HP - Mar 18, 2003 4:03:50 pm PST #3017 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Nutty: Men always underestimate the power of the VPL.