You beat me to it. Argh.
'Beneath You'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Bitches:
Sean K:
If I didn't want to talk during sex, I'd just go masturbate. Even then, I'd probably talk.
Nutty, in the context of a lengthy Natter discussion about jock straps and other buttless articles of clothing:
Logically, then, butted chaps are the sole province of the cowboy.
Nutty: Men always underestimate the power of the VPL.
Emily, in Bitches, on exes:
Actually, despite my joking, I'm really living in the happy fantasy that purely coincidentally, after we broke up they found the woman for whom they were destined. And in fact that they were slightly wistful over not settling down with me, but that they knew they couldn't give me the life that I really deserved and so they shouldn't hold me back.
Yes. Also, I have violet eyes and an entrancing singing voice, and I could get the ship back to the Alpha Quadrant by snapping my fingers. No, literally! I'm Q's niece!
in Angel:
ita:
Good point. Then how the hell did Doyle pass on the visions to her/Angel?
Katie M:
I suspect it was an about-to-die thing. I mean, it's visions, not mono.
msbelle in Natter:
I feel the need to inform some of the more disturbing hares that may be present that my ignoring abilities are legendary. I actually went pro on the ignoring circuit in 1989. Rankings in the sport are a little difficult since by definition we aren't paying attention, but non-involved parties have told me that I have a honed and well developed disregard.
Susan W in Buffistechnology on the intricacies of software:
If my community college renamed its advanced Word course "Making Word Your Bitch" I'd so be the first person to sign up.
In Natter, Daniel Jensen:
Sometimes when I think of two girls googling, I google myself.
Fay has a word with the Secret Service, in Natter: Dear American Seekrit Service. Stop lurking, damn your eyes! I know we're jolly sparkling conversationalists and it's probably more fun loitering around here and claiming that it's all for the good of National Security, but shoo! Go do some real work! Despite the fact that many of us have swords or crossbows and others have mighty sharp tongues, none of us would really advocate killing of anyone. Even really really Bad people - you know, people who have so devoted themselves to the service of evil that they get the prefix Darth and a really good medical & pension plan. We'd maybe talk them to death, but not even ita would kill them in cold blood.
signed Really Not Happy About This War Malarky At All, But Not Pro-Assassination Either. Of Blighty.