Quickly, before he can edit!
Hmph. stupid clipboard...
Hello? Gay now!
Willow ,'Showtime'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
DavidS - Mar 18, 2003 12:36:24 pm PST #3011 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Betsy HP - Mar 18, 2003 12:44:58 pm PST #3012 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Hec , editing to try to dig himself out but, as is so often the case, making matters worse: because Betsy's husband is not waging imperialistic war on her balance ball.
sarameg: OK, I missed something so completely that now I'm fighting tears. Picturing Betsy's husband chasing after Betsy's balance ball with napoleonic posture, waving garlic and shouting something about the colonies.
If I die in an attempt to not explain this to my officemate, it is all y'alls fault.
Fay - Mar 18, 2003 12:55:33 pm PST #3013 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
erikaj in Natter
No eyepatch today, but yesterday, sure. My first thought after "I could get used to the absence of pain." was "OMG, how do pirates DO this everyday? No wonder they say "argh"!"
scrappy - Mar 18, 2003 12:58:19 pm PST #3014 of 10000
Nobody
You beat me to it. Argh.
Deena - Mar 18, 2003 1:11:49 pm PST #3015 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
In Bitches:
Sean K:
If I didn't want to talk during sex, I'd just go masturbate. Even then, I'd probably talk.
Dana - Mar 18, 2003 3:03:14 pm PST #3016 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Nutty, in the context of a lengthy Natter discussion about jock straps and other buttless articles of clothing:
Logically, then, butted chaps are the sole province of the cowboy.
Betsy HP - Mar 18, 2003 4:03:50 pm PST #3017 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Nutty: Men always underestimate the power of the VPL.
Jessica - Mar 18, 2003 4:45:03 pm PST #3018 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Emily, in Bitches, on exes:
Actually, despite my joking, I'm really living in the happy fantasy that purely coincidentally, after we broke up they found the woman for whom they were destined. And in fact that they were slightly wistful over not settling down with me, but that they knew they couldn't give me the life that I really deserved and so they shouldn't hold me back.
Yes. Also, I have violet eyes and an entrancing singing voice, and I could get the ship back to the Alpha Quadrant by snapping my fingers. No, literally! I'm Q's niece!
Kat - Mar 18, 2003 7:25:23 pm PST #3019 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
in Angel:
ita:
Good point. Then how the hell did Doyle pass on the visions to her/Angel?
Katie M:
I suspect it was an about-to-die thing. I mean, it's visions, not mono.
erinaceous - Mar 18, 2003 9:06:39 pm PST #3020 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
msbelle in Natter:
I feel the need to inform some of the more disturbing hares that may be present that my ignoring abilities are legendary. I actually went pro on the ignoring circuit in 1989. Rankings in the sport are a little difficult since by definition we aren't paying attention, but non-involved parties have told me that I have a honed and well developed disregard.