I've never COMMed before, but here goes:
Matt the Bruins Fan in Buffy--not a spoiler--
I'm scared by the implication there was once someone out there with both prehensile genitals and the willingness to stop a chainsaw with them.
Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch.
Spike ,'Selfless'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Maysa - Mar 05, 2003 5:52:42 pm PST #2814 of 10000
Fay - Mar 05, 2003 5:57:00 pm PST #2815 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Nice one, Maysa! My mind is boggling so hard that my skull may split. I take it this isn't a reference to Clark Kent's prehensile secondary penis, then? Although the possibility that there could be more than one random conversation about prehensile penises (penes?) capable of stopping a chainsaw is...well, a very Buffista thing, come to think of it.
Cindy - Mar 05, 2003 6:14:36 pm PST #2816 of 10000
Nobody
I'm COMMing Fay, from right below her...AIFG!
Maysa - Mar 05, 2003 6:20:06 pm PST #2817 of 10000
I take it this isn't a reference to Clark Kent's prehensile secondary penis, then?
No, it was in reference to a warning label.
Clakr Kent has a secondary prehensile penis? I'm so glad I don't watch Smallville. Or maybe that means I should start watching.
Cindy - Mar 05, 2003 6:27:26 pm PST #2818 of 10000
Nobody
Ah, Maysa. You're having that reaction that happens to all Buffistas on one subject or another, here.
It's the: I'm not sure if I'm repelled or attracted by that idea, and I'm too smart and too scared to find out.
Fay - Mar 05, 2003 6:27:49 pm PST #2819 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Clakr Kent has a secondary prehensile penis?
It was badfic. Smallville has given rise to shedloads of very, very good fiction. And also to some truly breathtakingly bad fiction. Badfic of the sort that really sets new lows. I haven't laughed harder at anything in months. I cried. My face hurt. And this was just from the paragraph or so that Vortex quoted for us. Reading the whole story would probably have killed me.
Maysa - Mar 05, 2003 6:33:28 pm PST #2820 of 10000
It was badfic. Smallville has given rise to shedloads of very, very good fiction. And also to some truly breathtakingly bad fiction. Badfic of the sort that really sets new lows. I haven't laughed harder at anything in months. I cried. My face hurt.
I don't know, there's something very creative about the whole idea. I picture Clark Kent swinging through the trees with it. Who needs flying when you've got that?
(Sorry about the nattering.)
DXMachina - Mar 05, 2003 6:39:55 pm PST #2821 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Ahem...
Points to "No Nattering" sign...
DavidS - Mar 05, 2003 7:45:30 pm PST #2822 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In Angel (non-spoily):
Caroma: I have just had ashes smeared on my forehead by a man in a robe who told me that I am dust and to dust I shall return.
Narrator: Sounds like my annual performance review.
Theodosia - Mar 05, 2003 9:57:58 pm PST #2823 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Narrator was on a spoilerific tear tonight:
Once again, only evil apparently knows how to dial long distance.