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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 05, 2003 9:44:06 am PST #2801 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Bitches on fairy dust:

Betsy: Made from real fairies. And let me tell you, pulverizing them ain't easy.

DX: Wrap them tightly in a plastic bag first. Keeps them from squirming so much.

Knut: the Thread-Which-Must-Not-Be-Named.

Jess PMoon: You mean there really is a Riley's Bitch thread???

J for Jedi. thinks Yes, "afraid" is a good reaction.

Jess M. - Mar 05, 2003 10:14:39 am PST #2802 of 10000

Let me just say that popularity with people on public transportation does not equal literary respect. --Jesse

Zoe Finch, right here in COMM:

John H is Buffistechnology:

I'm sure she meant in, but really, it's too funny.

Nora Deirdre - Mar 05, 2003 10:23:30 am PST #2803 of 10000

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

scrappy, in Natter:

Don't you remember Hamlet says "Thou messenger in brown, bringst me this package from the murky depths of hell? Where do I sign?"

Connie Neil - Mar 05, 2003 12:19:33 pm PST #2804 of 10000

brillig

Teppy, in Bitches:

I *do* fear the Devilbunny.

Oddly, I don't fear the reaper.

Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 05, 2003 1:26:06 pm PST #2805 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Hil R. in Ff, R, W + E:

I was just reading a published book in which someone was waiting for something with "baited breath," and I got annoyed at the typo, but then I realized that the thing he was waiting for was fish, and I got confused as to whether it was actually a typo or just a really bad pun.

I think the familiarity makes it funnier.

John H - Mar 05, 2003 2:41:00 pm PST #2806 of 10000

John H is Buffistechnology

I wasn't going to point it out, but it really does sound like they've made a movie out of the thread doesn't it?

t portentious voice

This summer ... John H is [pause] -- Buffistechnology!

t /portentious voice

Fay - Mar 05, 2003 2:57:47 pm PST #2807 of 10000

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Elena in Bitches:

Stupid world. Stupid 'real life'.

Zoe Finch - Mar 05, 2003 3:21:20 pm PST #2808 of 10000

Gradh tu fhein

Freudian typo?

Theodosia - Mar 05, 2003 3:55:58 pm PST #2809 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Nutty:

You know what I foudn hilarious about Europe? Milk in bags.

I mean, it's milk. In a bag. You cannot stand it upright if you try, nor will it stay in one shape.

I do not want my prepackaged food to be able to blob away from me on the floor like little jellyfish.

Atropa - Mar 05, 2003 4:28:42 pm PST #2810 of 10000

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

And it's life that matters. Nobody lies on their deathbed and says "Well, shit, I wish I'd spent longer filing." - FayJay

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