'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Madrigal in Natter:
If you're Irish and can trace back to the Famine, you don't have to follow the Catholic dietary rules. Evidently for once the Church decided that the amount of suffering was exactly enough.
amych, in Bitches:
beignets and paczi? It's like I've died and gone to ethnically-named-doughnut heaven!
Trudy, coming up with yet another thread title for the next Bureaucracy:
Bureaucracy II: Screw Kafka, we're talkin' Beckett.
I don't want to toot my own horn, but I'm particularly proud of the double entendre in that.
Wolfram, in Natter:
Next time a handsome man holds the door open for you, or pulls out your chair, or just bowls you over as he flees from a crime scene, remember to say, thanks Wolfram. Thanks a lot.
It's not a COMM thing, but after this:
or just bowls you over as he flees from a crime scene, remember to say, thanks Wolfram. Thanks a lot.
I had to leave a quote from the radio: A real friend is one, who when you call and say "I had to kill him," she says "I've got a shovel".
Kat Perez, in Natter:
And in my last post I was a slut and I didn't even realize it, which is actually a pretty accurate description of my college years.
Proposed Bureaucracy Thread Titles:
BHP:
Bureaucracy II: No Exit
Wolfram:
Bureaucracy 2: It's the New Natter
Anathema:
Bureaucracy 2: Like Kafka, Only Not As Funny
Sean K:
Bureaucracy 2: Dada as government.
I know some of these were posted already, but in the interests of completeness - the proposed B2 thread names:
Plei: Bureaucracy 2: Like Sartre, Only Longer?; Bureaucracy 2: We Mock You With Our Monkey Plans.
Sue: Bureaucracy 2: Kafka's Nightmare
Gar: Bureaucracy 2: Kafka had it easy
Kristin: Bureaucracy 2: Kafka's Glad He's Dead
Cindy: We killed Kafka - and We'd Do It Again!
Hec: Bureaucracy 2: Other People Are Hell. Come talk to them about deciding how to decide.; Bureaucracy 2: Sartre! Monkey! Sartre! Monkey!!!!
Jengod: Bureaucracy 2: Like Kafka, Most of the Time, But With the Occasional Desperate Joke Every 250 Posts or So
ita: Bureaucracy 2: Will you all please shut up and agree with me?
Billytea: Bureaucracy 2: I Vote We Rename All The Threads 'Eric'.
Anathema: Bureaucracy 2: Come Vote The Way I Do; Bureaucracy 2: Let's All Run In Place; Bureaucracy 2: We Couldn't Agree On A Tagline; Bureaucracy II: Like Kafka, Only Not As Funny
BHP: Bureaucracy II: No Exit
Trudy Booth: Bureaucracy II: Screw Kafka, we're talkin' Beckett.
Kevin K: Bureaucracy 2: A Merry-Go-Round with Knives
Someone else: Bureaucracy 2: When Monkeys Attack; Bureaucracy 2: Striking While The Irony Is Hot; Bureaucracy 2: It's The New Natter.
Paul J: Bureaucracy 2: the REAL politics thread.
Sean K: Bureaucracy 2: Dada as government