'Never Leave Me'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
I'm a little behind, but this is so good, I don't care if it's been posted before.
Contains spoilers for Angel 4.12, Calvary
Allyson:
So. Lilah is dead, but Cordy is alive? Yo, Angel writers, why don't you just come on over to my place and give me a wedgie? Because, hey, that would be just as annoying, and far less time consuming for you.
Betsy Hanes Perry, in Bitches:
There are question marks in Klingon? And I've barely learned how to pronounce apostrophes!
In Natter:
PaulJ: hi!!!! Im a huge Buffy fan n' specially of Spike. he's so hot!!!! LOL. I read at a webstie that u guys were doing a buffy spinoff n' I came here. Whats up with that???? Plz dont make dawn the new salyer b/c that would be laaaaaame j/k, but u should put lots n' lots n' lots of SPike. Hes so yummy!!!!! LOL, well great talkin' to you folks.
Steph L.: Paul, you forgot the shout-outs...
Aimee: ...to the peeps and the yo's and the whazza!! Holla back! whoop whoop.
amych: Close, Paul, but there aren't nearly enough LOLs. It should read:
hi!!!! LOL Im LOL a huge LOL Buffy fan n' specially of SPIKE!!!!!1!!!!. he's so hot!!!! LOL.
And, uh, actually I can't go on. Headache returning.
Shawn: Paul, you forgot to post directly to Joss, as he spends all his time catching up in the show threads.
PaulJ: Whos Josh? I dunno. What r u talkin bout?
(SOs to: JessPMon, Aimee, Lyra Jane, Sean , DXMachina, Jon, (cuz he rulez!!!!), Steph, Zoe, Caroma, Shawn, Jesee, Sophia Brooks, Jilli, Emmett, FayJay n' ITA!!!!!)
VIP SOs to Alyson Hannigan, David Fury n' specially James Marsters!!!!! LOL
DXMachina: I get a significant other, too? Best day ever! KoRDinANgLE4evah!!!1!
Nutty, in the movies:
All the doves in the world beg John Woo to stop.
In Angel:
Jilli VoiceOfReason: (See, Ple and I know balzacq, and therefore get to make comments like that.)
P.M. Marcontell: (Yes, Jilli does make a good point.)
Betsy Hanes Perry: (Hey, quit bogarting the parentheses! There might be a shortage!)
Jess PMoon: (((((((((((((((((((((((((((mine, all mine!))))))))))))))))))))))))
Betsy Hanes Perry: ((((((((((((((((((running to the grocery store to buy milk, bread and parentheses))))))))))))))
DavisS, in Bitches:
My love for scrappy is vast, it is oceanic (let's say the Pacific), it is deep and generates life and is filled with crabs and shit.
Gleebo, going all stream o' conscious over in Firefly:
I dont care how Firefly comes back. It could be on milk cartons for all I care.
Realizing that television Firefly is not an option.
But when I become king of the world im bringing it back, and making it a legal offense to not watch Firefly.
Also when I become king of the world I am going to add 2 extra months to the year, Febtober and Smarch. Also one extra day of the week being Febturday.
NO businesses can be open on Febturday, except Wal-Marts.
Shawn leans in, takes the shot and Yes, she scores:
I faced down the very maw of nature. Her gales whipped around my hunched form, a small black figure against the white city. Her piles of snow threatened to still my step. The hush of the deserted streets almost made me turn back. But I strode on! I pushed my booted feet into those inches of powder. I faced the wind and I defeated my prey. I have returned TRIUMPHANT, having speared my chicken sandwich and chocolate mousse torte. I shall now pass into legend!
UnAmericans discussing Brideshead Revisited:
Angus: Is that your usual getup as you take your morning constitutional on the village green, Jim?
Jim: No, but when Alyosius and I go punting, I usually go for bags and a jumper. One of the advantages of living in Oxford, don't you know.
evil jimi: That is so gay.
Jim: For fuck's sake, you illiterates, Aloysius is a teddy bear . You'll be telling me Sebastian and Charles were lovers next!
Am-Chau: You mean they weren't?
Jim: Not in the text. Of course, in your depraved slash-world the fact that a pair of effete men swan around oxford all day feeding each other strawberries and swapping silk shirts means they must be making the best with one back and a peculiar-shaped middle, but that's just speculation...