Harmony ,'First Date'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Madrigal in Angel:
Zed's not science. Science is saying "crooshable" instead of "croo-sibble" unless referring to the play.
and later, a bit spoilerly:
Eh, we're a grammatically obsessed people. We'd consider blotting out the sun to the lesser evil if BRDS's spell misused colons and semicolons.
In Natter:
Zoe Finch: Isn't it neat how blue tits can stand on verticle walls!
CaBil: Is your dada strong today, or are you talking about birds?
Jess PMoon in Natter:
If vw has lost her brunch credibility, what hope is there for the rest of us?
[edited for proper attribution. My only explanation is that they look so much alike.]
[re-edited because my brain is obviously not turned on today]
That was Jess PMoon, not msbelle.
edit: or amych. Somebody get Theo a cup of coffee, stat!!!
Igor obviously brought me the Abby Normal brain when I was getting dressed this monring.
It was JessPMoon. My objection to the vw-has-lost-her-brunch-cred post was much less quotable.
Hec, on fatherhood, in Natter: Parenthood isn't noble. It's too sticky.
Sophia, in Bitches:
You know, I wish they just made cough syrup that tasted like actual ass, becuase the faux cherry makes me want to heave.
Madrigal, in Natter:
In the union store fetal pigs, 10-gallon wash tubs and copies of Jesse Ventura's autobiography were on clearance. I kept thinking that these would be the exact supplies MacGuyver could use to stop the war.
(BTW - anyone want a $5 fetal pig? It'd be a shame to let them all go to waste.)
You beat me, Jessica.