It was JessPMoon. My objection to the vw-has-lost-her-brunch-cred post was much less quotable.
Wild monkey love or tender Sarah McLachlan love?
Xander ,'Him'
Coffee On My Monitor
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amych - Feb 18, 2003 9:16:15 am PST #2552 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
erikaj - Feb 18, 2003 11:22:26 am PST #2553 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Hec, on fatherhood, in Natter: Parenthood isn't noble. It's too sticky.
Dana - Feb 18, 2003 11:37:52 am PST #2554 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Sophia, in Bitches:
You know, I wish they just made cough syrup that tasted like actual ass, becuase the faux cherry makes me want to heave.
Jessica - Feb 18, 2003 12:12:21 pm PST #2555 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Madrigal, in Natter:
In the union store fetal pigs, 10-gallon wash tubs and copies of Jesse Ventura's autobiography were on clearance. I kept thinking that these would be the exact supplies MacGuyver could use to stop the war.
(BTW - anyone want a $5 fetal pig? It'd be a shame to let them all go to waste.)
Nora Deirdre - Feb 18, 2003 12:13:08 pm PST #2556 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
You beat me, Jessica.
Theodosia - Feb 18, 2003 12:16:32 pm PST #2557 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
from a ways back in some topic that wasn't Natter:
Sean K:
I think the thread will survive a little off-topic Natter.
amych:
We're Buffitas, damn it! If we can't survive natter, the name no longer has any meaning.
sj - Feb 18, 2003 1:51:21 pm PST #2558 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
FayJay in Bitches:
okay, that's probably funnier if you're English. Ahem. Yes, I think Giles would have not problem finding some crumpet to, ah, butter.
Fay - Feb 18, 2003 2:41:38 pm PST #2559 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
kat perez in Natter:
I've never had Spam but I feel I should eat some. Perhaps in some combination with Velveeta and Tang for the beverage. Though I do have a friend whose name is Velveeta. That's her honest-to-goodness-on-her-birth-certificate name.
Jesse - Feb 18, 2003 5:29:05 pm PST #2560 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Betsy Hanes Perry: In today's wild and crazy move, I have poured the utterly tasteless so-called "hot chocolate" made by our coffee bar using real steamed milk and real brown food coloring into a very, very strong cup of Earl Grey.
I'm trademarking it immediately. It's a ChaiChocoLatte.
DXMachina: Ummm, good luck with that?
Betsy: Okay, it's a Chai ChocoChoochoo.
I am nothing if not flexible.
erinaceous - Feb 19, 2003 6:19:11 am PST #2561 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
billytea, in Music:
Once during a game of Charades I had to communicate "Several Species Of Small Furry Mammals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict." Which was still heaps easier than "Quadrophenia".