You know me! I'm like, "Go school! It's your birthday!" Or something to that effect.

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


DavidS - Feb 18, 2003 5:07:24 am PST #2548 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In Natter:

Zoe Finch: Isn't it neat how blue tits can stand on verticle walls!

CaBil: Is your dada strong today, or are you talking about birds?


Theodosia - Feb 18, 2003 9:10:20 am PST #2549 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Jess PMoon in Natter:

If vw has lost her brunch credibility, what hope is there for the rest of us?

[edited for proper attribution. My only explanation is that they look so much alike.]

[re-edited because my brain is obviously not turned on today]


DXMachina - Feb 18, 2003 9:12:18 am PST #2550 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

That was Jess PMoon, not msbelle.

edit: or amych. Somebody get Theo a cup of coffee, stat!!!


Theodosia - Feb 18, 2003 9:14:43 am PST #2551 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Igor obviously brought me the Abby Normal brain when I was getting dressed this monring.


amych - Feb 18, 2003 9:16:15 am PST #2552 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

It was JessPMoon. My objection to the vw-has-lost-her-brunch-cred post was much less quotable.


erikaj - Feb 18, 2003 11:22:26 am PST #2553 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Hec, on fatherhood, in Natter: Parenthood isn't noble. It's too sticky.


Dana - Feb 18, 2003 11:37:52 am PST #2554 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Sophia, in Bitches:

You know, I wish they just made cough syrup that tasted like actual ass, becuase the faux cherry makes me want to heave.


Jessica - Feb 18, 2003 12:12:21 pm PST #2555 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Madrigal, in Natter:

In the union store fetal pigs, 10-gallon wash tubs and copies of Jesse Ventura's autobiography were on clearance. I kept thinking that these would be the exact supplies MacGuyver could use to stop the war.

(BTW - anyone want a $5 fetal pig? It'd be a shame to let them all go to waste.)


Nora Deirdre - Feb 18, 2003 12:13:08 pm PST #2556 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

You beat me, Jessica.


Theodosia - Feb 18, 2003 12:16:32 pm PST #2557 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

from a ways back in some topic that wasn't Natter:

Sean K:

I think the thread will survive a little off-topic Natter.

amych:

We're Buffitas, damn it! If we can't survive natter, the name no longer has any meaning.