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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Rebecca Lizard - Feb 14, 2003 3:33:37 pm PST #2512 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Jess: He's like a puppy.

ZoeFinch: Angelus?

Brain. Melting. Can't. Make. Connection.

Dana: An evil puppy.

Jess: Like Stitch!

jengod: Yes! Oh my god! Angelus is Stitch, but with Sex Appeal!

Dana: And fewer limbs!

and then--

SeanK: Now I really want to see Angelus scream "PUNCH BUGGY!!!" and throw a Beetle at someone.

Jess:"Oh good, my vampire found the chainsaw!"

kat perez - Feb 14, 2003 4:00:29 pm PST #2513 of 10000

"We have trust issues." Mylar

That was me doing the monkey lobbying in Bureaucracy. (Proud monkey lover)

Trudy Booth - Feb 14, 2003 10:12:07 pm PST #2514 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Betsy Hanes Perry in Angel:

Anybody got kittens on she's plain-old no-givebacks dead?

Cindy - Feb 15, 2003 4:32:07 am PST #2515 of 10000

Nobody

Sigh. Why am I always the setup in this thread?

Lyra Jane's a straight man, baybeee!

evil jimi - Feb 15, 2003 5:59:41 am PST #2516 of 10000

Lurching from one disaster to the next.

Lyra Jane's a straight man, baybeee!

So she's the rich one, huh?

Jon B. - Feb 15, 2003 7:01:49 am PST #2517 of 10000

A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Laura, in Buffy, quoting a conversation with her DH:

DH: Principal Hottie?
Me: Yeah, we call him that because, well, hot.
DH: What's so special, he looks like 20 brothers I play ball with.
Me: Why do you think I go to your games sweety?

Jesse - Feb 15, 2003 5:50:57 pm PST #2518 of 10000

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

JT, in Angel (non-specific, but potentially spoilery):

In my 'Handbook of Heroics Best Practices' it states quite clearly.

Always release the sorta evil and see if you can use them before releasing the thoroughly naughty. If the psuedobad doesn't work out at least you can say at the Apocaclyspe Truth and Reconcilliation Hearings 'Well I HAD to open the gates to heck 'cause evil-lite didn't cut the mustard'

bon bon - Feb 15, 2003 6:08:13 pm PST #2519 of 10000

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Angel, spoilery.

ita:

Gavin's dead. Dead dead. I feel sure of it.

Though I would crack a rib laughing if all those W&H zombies were still ambling around and came back into play.

Matt the Bruins fan

Subpoeeennnaaasss!!!

Dori - Feb 15, 2003 10:09:37 pm PST #2520 of 10000

Pretty angsty boys make everything better.

Not sure if this should be COMM post or natter...

Am-Chau said:

Could work.

calculus mpreg...

pythagorean threesomes...

how is Spike 126...

They'd come up with some, um, intresting answers, that's for sure.

Good Lord. You mean to tell me that Joss has been doing some kind of...of... Higher Mathematics this whole time? I'm crushed, I tell you, CRUSHED.

sj - Feb 15, 2003 11:30:03 pm PST #2521 of 10000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Elena in Bitches:

Xander on Spi-ike

and leather and kittens

Glasses on Giles

And bitter on Wesley

Shiny-bright boy things

All tied up with strings

These are a few of my Ho!Yay-est things!

Edited because I know how to post, really.

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