You're like my fairy godmother, and Santa Claus, and Q all wrapped up into one! Q from Bond, not Star Trek.

Buffy ,'Help'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Dori - Feb 15, 2003 10:09:37 pm PST #2520 of 10000
Pretty angsty boys make everything better.

Not sure if this should be COMM post or natter...

Am-Chau said:

Could work.

calculus mpreg...

pythagorean threesomes...

how is Spike 126...

They'd come up with some, um, intresting answers, that's for sure.

Good Lord. You mean to tell me that Joss has been doing some kind of...of... Higher Mathematics this whole time? I'm crushed, I tell you, CRUSHED.


sj - Feb 15, 2003 11:30:03 pm PST #2521 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Elena in Bitches:

Xander on Spi-ike
and leather and kittens
Glasses on Giles
And bitter on Wesley
Shiny-bright boy things
All tied up with strings
These are a few of my Ho!Yay-est things!

Edited because I know how to post, really.


DXMachina - Feb 16, 2003 6:20:19 am PST #2522 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Noumenon, in Natter:

You know natter's slow when you can compose a 433-word serial post.


Nutty - Feb 16, 2003 8:28:08 am PST #2523 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Brenda M., Natter:

It's possible that I'm on drugs right now, because it appears that COPS has an undercover officer picking up hookers while wearing a clown suit.


Kate P. - Feb 16, 2003 8:44:33 am PST #2524 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Robert H in Music:

Now I'm imagining an XTC/Rush album. That'd be a mess.

Track 1: All the Farms Are Gone
Track 2: But They Were Replaced With Factories
Track 3: What About the Workers
Track 4: Adapt or Die
Track 5: I Knew I Should've Worked on 'Demonstrumental' Instead of This


Nilly - Feb 16, 2003 10:50:36 am PST #2525 of 10000
Swouncing

beth in Natter:

I expect niceness here. I come here for niceness. I love that I can always find niceness here. and that fact that there are debates over katsup as a valid food choice.

Edited to add Burrell's response:

Ironically, we are much more likely to get mean and nasty about each other's ketchup proclivities than we are about war protests.


§ ita § - Feb 16, 2003 11:14:13 am PST #2526 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Nilly, in Natter:

When I studied the English 'present simple' tense, in the fifth grade or so, I could never ever imagine it would ever be used with my name. Oh, the surprises life holds.


Steph L. - Feb 16, 2003 11:54:19 am PST #2527 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I can't believe nobody COMMed this!

Trudy, in Bitches:

From a Salon article:

"In southern France, about 10,000 people demonstrated in Toulouse against the United States, chanting: 'They bomb, they exploit, they pollute, enough of this barbarity.' "

Either that's a lot more catchy in French or we've got some clue as to how the Nazis rolled into Paris so easily


Calli - Feb 16, 2003 12:36:23 pm PST #2528 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

From Bitches, and whitefonted for miniscule current season Buffy spoilers:

Steph L. :The Evil was living in my sink.

amych: I'm trying very hard not to think of it as The Evil, because I already have a cat for all my domestic Evil needs. Instead, I'm trying to think of it as being like Lisa Simpson's mold-colony science project. Any day, I'm going to be able to peer into the sink and say, "Look, I made Lutherans!"


Steph L. - Feb 16, 2003 12:38:34 pm PST #2529 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Calli, you don't need to whitefont -- I was just referring to a broadly generic evil, rather than the First Evil.

Although now that I've clarified, the whitefont might need to stay...

How very confusing.