Inara: I think she looks adorable. Mal: Yeah, but I never said it.

'Shindig'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Cindy - Feb 15, 2003 4:32:07 am PST #2515 of 10000
Nobody

Sigh. Why am I always the setup in this thread?

Lyra Jane's a straight man, baybeee!


evil jimi - Feb 15, 2003 5:59:41 am PST #2516 of 10000
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

Lyra Jane's a straight man, baybeee!

So she's the rich one, huh?


Jon B. - Feb 15, 2003 7:01:49 am PST #2517 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Laura, in Buffy, quoting a conversation with her DH:

DH: Principal Hottie?
Me: Yeah, we call him that because, well, hot.
DH: What's so special, he looks like 20 brothers I play ball with.
Me: Why do you think I go to your games sweety?


Jesse - Feb 15, 2003 5:50:57 pm PST #2518 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

JT, in Angel (non-specific, but potentially spoilery):

In my 'Handbook of Heroics Best Practices' it states quite clearly.

Always release the sorta evil and see if you can use them before releasing the thoroughly naughty. If the psuedobad doesn't work out at least you can say at the Apocaclyspe Truth and Reconcilliation Hearings 'Well I HAD to open the gates to heck 'cause evil-lite didn't cut the mustard'


bon bon - Feb 15, 2003 6:08:13 pm PST #2519 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Angel, spoilery.

ita:

Gavin's dead. Dead dead. I feel sure of it.

Though I would crack a rib laughing if all those W&H zombies were still ambling around and came back into play.

Matt the Bruins fan

Subpoeeennnaaasss!!!


Dori - Feb 15, 2003 10:09:37 pm PST #2520 of 10000
Pretty angsty boys make everything better.

Not sure if this should be COMM post or natter...

Am-Chau said:

Could work.

calculus mpreg...

pythagorean threesomes...

how is Spike 126...

They'd come up with some, um, intresting answers, that's for sure.

Good Lord. You mean to tell me that Joss has been doing some kind of...of... Higher Mathematics this whole time? I'm crushed, I tell you, CRUSHED.


sj - Feb 15, 2003 11:30:03 pm PST #2521 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Elena in Bitches:

Xander on Spi-ike
and leather and kittens
Glasses on Giles
And bitter on Wesley
Shiny-bright boy things
All tied up with strings
These are a few of my Ho!Yay-est things!

Edited because I know how to post, really.


DXMachina - Feb 16, 2003 6:20:19 am PST #2522 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Noumenon, in Natter:

You know natter's slow when you can compose a 433-word serial post.


Nutty - Feb 16, 2003 8:28:08 am PST #2523 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Brenda M., Natter:

It's possible that I'm on drugs right now, because it appears that COPS has an undercover officer picking up hookers while wearing a clown suit.


Kate P. - Feb 16, 2003 8:44:33 am PST #2524 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Robert H in Music:

Now I'm imagining an XTC/Rush album. That'd be a mess.

Track 1: All the Farms Are Gone
Track 2: But They Were Replaced With Factories
Track 3: What About the Workers
Track 4: Adapt or Die
Track 5: I Knew I Should've Worked on 'Demonstrumental' Instead of This