Lyra Jane:
This is what I wrote inside my husband's v-day card, which was a blank card with an illustration of Thing One and Thing Two from
The Cat in the Hat
looking all wild and free on the front of it:
Husband,
I'll be thing one, you be thing two, and we'll cavort through life together.
Kisses,
Your Wife
Cindy:
You should add: P.S. Have your thing's people call my thing's people.
Sigh. Why am I always the setup in this thread?
Jess: He's like a puppy.
ZoeFinch: Angelus?
Brain. Melting. Can't. Make. Connection.
Dana: An evil puppy.
Jess: Like Stitch!
jengod: Yes! Oh my god! Angelus is Stitch, but with Sex Appeal!
Dana: And fewer limbs!
and then--
SeanK: Now I really want to see Angelus scream "PUNCH BUGGY!!!" and throw a Beetle at someone.
Jess:"Oh good, my vampire found the chainsaw!"
That was me doing the monkey lobbying in Bureaucracy. (Proud monkey lover)
Betsy Hanes Perry
in Angel:
Anybody got kittens on she's plain-old no-givebacks dead?
Sigh. Why am I always the setup in this thread?
Lyra Jane's a straight man, baybeee!
Lyra Jane's a straight man, baybeee!
So she's the rich one, huh?
Laura, in Buffy, quoting a conversation with her DH:
DH: Principal Hottie?
Me: Yeah, we call him that because, well, hot.
DH: What's so special, he looks like 20 brothers I play ball with.
Me: Why do you think I go to your games sweety?
JT, in Angel (non-specific, but potentially spoilery):
In my 'Handbook of Heroics Best Practices' it states quite clearly.
Always release the sorta evil and see if you can use them before releasing the thoroughly naughty. If the psuedobad doesn't work out at least you can say at the Apocaclyspe Truth and Reconcilliation Hearings 'Well I HAD to open the gates to heck 'cause evil-lite didn't cut the mustard'