I hope you don't think that I just come over for the spells and everything. I mean, I really like just talking and hanging out with you and stuff.

Willow ,'First Date'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 11, 2003 1:28:55 pm PST #2432 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

kat perez, in Buffy (non-spoilery)

(and context be damned)

And you can always top a slut.


Betsy HP - Feb 11, 2003 2:02:03 pm PST #2433 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

In Buffy, non-spoilery:

Ted R.: What I want is a reference before the season-or series-ends to the fate of MKF

Anne W. : Well, if money was tight, I'd imagine that getting enough protein to supplement their diet became something of an issue.

BUFFY: More meow-goo-gai-pan, anyone?


erinaceous - Feb 11, 2003 2:21:17 pm PST #2434 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

Nutty, in Natter:

Efficiency is like the ATP of the business cycle -- once it's used up, you have to go away and make more before you can get anything done.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 11, 2003 2:37:09 pm PST #2435 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Nutty, again:

You were so sneaky I suspect I caught you in midsnog. Or maybe that means I'm sneaky? It's very hard to act like a secret agent with a finger in one's bellybutton.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 11, 2003 3:17:18 pm PST #2436 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Damn you people are making me laugh today:

in Buffy: (non-spoilery)

Aimee:

Betsy, if I came to your house, I'd put a toy on a string and walk around your house hoping he would follow me so I could sing "I'm being followed by a Moonshadow." I'm wierd like that.

billytea

I think I'd keep on picking him up and saying in a baby voice, "Do you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Yes you do, don't you?"


jengod - Feb 11, 2003 3:26:30 pm PST #2437 of 10000

VW on her V-Day plans:

Previously to this year, my girlfriends and I always had a rotic (romantic without the man) dinner.


Betsy HP - Feb 11, 2003 4:19:29 pm PST #2438 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Nora, should you add the context that my cat is named Shadow, short for Moonshadow?


Trudy Booth - Feb 11, 2003 7:36:33 pm PST #2439 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Steph L: Heh. Just like any American soap opera (or, for all I know, foreign ones, too): a tiny town has, in any given combination, a major trauma-level hospital, an international airport, a barrio/ghetto/Chinatown/other ethnic neighborhood, a waterfront, a train station, a world-class spa, and at least three 4-star restaurants.

Sunnydale is lagging behind Port Charles, frankly...


Dori - Feb 11, 2003 11:03:25 pm PST #2440 of 10000
Pretty angsty boys make everything better.

Theodosia, in BUFFY:

I think you underestimate how hard it is for a vision-impaired demon to get quality footwear....


victor infante - Feb 11, 2003 11:39:08 pm PST #2441 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

From DavidS, in Natter:

Emmett and David discuss Philology

Emmett: [referencing something he heard on TV] What's genus? Me: It's a way to classify animals. There's order and phylum and genus, like that. Just ways to figure out which ways animals are most closely related. Like, you are very closely related to a chimpanzee. Emmett: [shocked look on his face] Seriously? Even my Mom? Me: Uh...not that kind of related. You have no monkey uncles.

Also...

Emmett: I can spell Mississippi! M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I! Me: Excellent.... Emmett: And I can spell Mossossoppo! M-O-S-S-O-S-S-O-P-P-O!

Finally...

Me: I heard a lot of splashing in the tub. I hope you didn't get water all over. Emmett: I splashed a little [as I enter the bathroom]. Am I off the hook? What's the hook anyway? Is it like in hangman? I'm on the hangman hook! Am I off it?