Stop that right now! I can hear the smacking!

Giles ,'Never Leave Me'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Java cat - Feb 11, 2003 12:04:02 pm PST #2429 of 10000
Not javachik

Natter 8:

amyparker: When did that start? I came back and everyone was swearing at everyone else.

Jesse: Blame it on Rio. Or the bossanova, I forget which.


Java cat - Feb 11, 2003 12:06:12 pm PST #2430 of 10000
Not javachik

Natter 8:

Aimee: For those of you on the edge of your seats in agonized wonderment....

I GOT MY PLATE HANGERS!

Nutty: Why hang plates? What crimes have they done??

Are they safer from being inspired by earthquake to jump to their deaths if they're on the wall than in the cabinet?


Steph L. - Feb 11, 2003 1:23:49 pm PST #2431 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

meara, in Natter:

Maybe when I understand the bossanova, I can blame things on it, rather than the rain.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 11, 2003 1:28:55 pm PST #2432 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

kat perez, in Buffy (non-spoilery)

(and context be damned)

And you can always top a slut.


Betsy HP - Feb 11, 2003 2:02:03 pm PST #2433 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

In Buffy, non-spoilery:

Ted R.: What I want is a reference before the season-or series-ends to the fate of MKF

Anne W. : Well, if money was tight, I'd imagine that getting enough protein to supplement their diet became something of an issue.

BUFFY: More meow-goo-gai-pan, anyone?


erinaceous - Feb 11, 2003 2:21:17 pm PST #2434 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

Nutty, in Natter:

Efficiency is like the ATP of the business cycle -- once it's used up, you have to go away and make more before you can get anything done.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 11, 2003 2:37:09 pm PST #2435 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Nutty, again:

You were so sneaky I suspect I caught you in midsnog. Or maybe that means I'm sneaky? It's very hard to act like a secret agent with a finger in one's bellybutton.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 11, 2003 3:17:18 pm PST #2436 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Damn you people are making me laugh today:

in Buffy: (non-spoilery)

Aimee:

Betsy, if I came to your house, I'd put a toy on a string and walk around your house hoping he would follow me so I could sing "I'm being followed by a Moonshadow." I'm wierd like that.

billytea

I think I'd keep on picking him up and saying in a baby voice, "Do you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Yes you do, don't you?"


jengod - Feb 11, 2003 3:26:30 pm PST #2437 of 10000

VW on her V-Day plans:

Previously to this year, my girlfriends and I always had a rotic (romantic without the man) dinner.


Betsy HP - Feb 11, 2003 4:19:29 pm PST #2438 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Nora, should you add the context that my cat is named Shadow, short for Moonshadow?