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Regarding the Jan 24th episode of Farscape, where a giant space spider was ravaging the crew:
Cashmere:
she's sucked out their best character features!
Steph L:
::snerk:: Chiana's best trait is her sex drive?
Cashmere:
well, yeah.
And John's is apparently his over abundant sense of optimism. And all this time I thought it was his ass.
Matt the Bruins fan:
It's like she's the personification of badfic writers everywhere!
(RL, my tag is my sister's contribution to that list of LotR personal ads I linked to in TTT a while back.)
Victor, spoilery in Buffy:
I REALLY think people are way too worked up over an otherwise small detail. Besides, what's the FE going to do with a gun? Gesticulate at it?
FE: (Pointing at gun) "See! See! scary evil gun! I did that! Me! I am the First evil, and I am responsible for all things mean and nasty! I dare you all to not pick up the gun and shoot each other. Double-dog dare you! It's evil! EVIL I SAY!!!! (beat) C'mon. Someone? Please? Shoot somebody? Incorporeal here! Can't pick things up myself! Hello! Anyone! LISTEN TO ME GOD DAMN IT!!! Fastlane? I invented that show! I AM THE DAMN FIRST EVIL AND I'M ORDERING YOU TO PICK UP THAT GUN AND SHOOT SOMEONE!!!!! Hello? Anyone?(beat) I need a hug."
EDITED to fix typos.
In Buffy:
Perkins: Duh- don't know why I forgot that part.
Daniel: Lethe's Bramble? :)
Perkins: Yeah that's it, that's the ticket. Of course, I had to Google Lethe's Bramble, because I forgot that too.
Betsy, in Natter:
As far as I am concerned, my family has moved past being nibbled to death by ducks. We are now under siege by 20-feet ducks with stinging tentacles.
EDITED to fix typos.
Oooh, well aren't you Mr Big Stompy Foot! ;)
EDITED to taunt Jess PMoon. (:
Smallville:
Kat:
Y'all wanna know what's amiss? Looking for sound logic and reason and biologic sense making in an episode of SMALLVILLE!
billytea:
Pfft. Like any of that would bother me when I have a chance to bring up a mind-controlling ant-parasite.
Dana, that was Kat, not me. In fact, I was guilty of feeding the billytea.
And a grateful nation thanks you.
Kate P in Natter:
Maybe that's the secret to how I'm able to afford to go to all these cool places. "Excuse me, I need to send myself to India. How many stamps do I need?"