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Me: posting with new tagline courtesy of DX:
Have you seen what they're calling steak knives these days? Some of them are bigger than Sting.
Jesse:
Um, I still don't get it.
DX:
Sting is the name of Frodo's sword in Lord of the Rings.PaulJ:
Oh, *that* Sting!!! I have been throughly confused for the last few posts, trying to picture a knife bigger than a blond ballad singer.
billytea:
"That's not a knife... This is a knife!" "Free free, set them free..."
From Natter
eta billytea's comment
In Angel:
Lyra Jane: Am I the only one who would spell "trank" darts, "tranq", cos it's short for tranquilizers?
sumi: I would spell tranq like that for the same reason.
Lyra Jane: Ah! Sumi validation!
Plus, tranq is a prime q-but-not-u word in scrabble.
Wolfram: Hey, I like spelling it trank. Tranq just seems like an unfinished word.
billytea: It is an unfinished word.
Wolfram: I'll show you an unfinis
Someone:
I still put out my hands, palms down, with the thumb turned out to see which one makes an 'L' (being the left hand, of course). Utterly hopeless with remembering left and right.
meara:
Yeah, someone told me to do that in high school. No one had ever told me that before. I was SO excited. And then the next day, someone was driving me home, and I looked at my hand, and it made an L, so I said "turn left!" and then I looked at my other hand, and realized it made a BETTER L, and said "no, wait, turn RIGHT!". I don't really use that method anymore...
That someone in #2316 was me. Wait a moment: t checks hands
Yep. Me.
At least you weren't Person Unknown. You were Someone!
At least you weren't Person Unknown. You were Someone!
And if you listen carefully, you might be able to hear Schmoker muttering "I coulda been somebody..."
Wolfram: I'll show you an unfinis
dies laughing
Quick! Rebecca's dying! CPR, someone, now!
Theodosia: A hanky code would give flag football an entirely new spin.
DXM, in Natter:
today I learned that there is such a thing as macrophilia porn, and that someone with the pseudonym D.X. Machina writes it. We really ought to be handing out continuing education certificates here.