Buffistas

Mal: How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne? Jayne: Money wasn't good enough. Mal: What happens when it is? Jayne: Well... that'll be an interesting day.

'Serenity'

Coffee On My Monitor

Closed Threads

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

First Previous Next Last Recent

Theodosia - Feb 07, 2003 9:28:20 am PST #2317 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Someone:

I still put out my hands, palms down, with the thumb turned out to see which one makes an 'L' (being the left hand, of course). Utterly hopeless with remembering left and right.

meara:

Yeah, someone told me to do that in high school. No one had ever told me that before. I was SO excited. And then the next day, someone was driving me home, and I looked at my hand, and it made an L, so I said "turn left!" and then I looked at my other hand, and realized it made a BETTER L, and said "no, wait, turn RIGHT!". I don't really use that method anymore...

billytea - Feb 07, 2003 9:44:12 am PST #2318 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

That someone in #2316 was me. Wait a moment: t checks hands

Yep. Me.

Wolfram - Feb 07, 2003 10:08:59 am PST #2319 of 10000

Visilurking

At least you weren't Person Unknown. You were Someone!

billytea - Feb 07, 2003 10:11:32 am PST #2320 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

At least you weren't Person Unknown. You were Someone!

And if you listen carefully, you might be able to hear Schmoker muttering "I coulda been somebody..."

Rebecca Lizard - Feb 07, 2003 10:14:02 am PST #2321 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Wolfram: I'll show you an unfinis

dies laughing

Am-Chau Yarkona - Feb 07, 2003 10:15:28 am PST #2322 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Quick! Rebecca's dying! CPR, someone, now!

beth b - Feb 07, 2003 11:08:25 am PST #2323 of 10000

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Theodosia: A hanky code would give flag football an entirely new spin.

Consuela - Feb 07, 2003 11:14:34 am PST #2324 of 10000

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

DXM, in Natter:

today I learned that there is such a thing as macrophilia porn, and that someone with the pseudonym D.X. Machina writes it. We really ought to be handing out continuing education certificates here.

Jessica - Feb 07, 2003 11:18:39 am PST #2325 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Natter:

Trudy Booth: A lot of lefties who are switched to righties seem to end up with learning disabilities. Lots of dyslexia.

Aimee: <raises hand. Not sure which one.>

Anathema - Feb 07, 2003 11:57:53 am PST #2326 of 10000

Jonathan Will Always Be My Hero

Hey, nobody better be knacking on my Person Unknown moniker. I need something to hold onto for goodness sakes.

t grumble, mumble, grouch-grouch

First Previous Next Last Recent