DXM, in Natter:
today I learned that there is such a thing as macrophilia porn, and that someone with the pseudonym D.X. Machina writes it. We really ought to be handing out continuing education certificates here.
'Lies My Parents Told Me'
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DXM, in Natter:
today I learned that there is such a thing as macrophilia porn, and that someone with the pseudonym D.X. Machina writes it. We really ought to be handing out continuing education certificates here.
Natter:
Trudy Booth: A lot of lefties who are switched to righties seem to end up with learning disabilities. Lots of dyslexia.
Aimee: <raises hand. Not sure which one.>
Hey, nobody better be knacking on my Person Unknown moniker. I need something to hold onto for goodness sakes.
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You can be the original Person Unknown and for everyone else we can abbreviate it to PUnk.
Just call me the Unknown Person, and I'll dig up a paper bag to wear over my head.
It worked for Murray Langston
But 'Person Unknown' has that cool word-order switching thing going on. Kind of 'Person from Porlock', you know? Whereas 'Unknown Person' is just a statement of fact.
How about Persona Non Knowna?
How about THE Unknown Person?
And where do you get off being so funny in COMM, Yarkona? Am I allowed to quote a COMM post in COMM? Or should I quote it in another thread since it's already in COMM to begin with?
Oh, I am now The Confused Unknown Person.
It's fun being snarky in COMM. It really eliminates the middleman.
Y'know, we do try to keep this a natter-minimal zone. FYI.