May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

Mal ,'Bushwhacked'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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Anne W. - Jan 31, 2003 6:18:07 am PST #2205 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Ash, in the Music thread:

I don't think punk will ever actually die. It just doesn't exactly care, frowns at the ambulance and the doctor and the priest, then stands up and walks away after every burial.


juliana - Jan 31, 2003 7:19:33 am PST #2206 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Deena, in Bitches:

Bil broke my brain and it wasn't even his fault. I read this and thought it said, "will you let him get..."

firstbrain: Oooh, easy gift getting, again!

secondbrain: Let him? He's an adult! What's with let him?

firstbrain: Well, you are the royal keeper of the budget.

secondbrain: But, he's an adult! He earns money! How am I to "let" him? What is this let?

firstbrain: But, you said "he let me" when you talked about cameras, dressers and lamps.

secondbrain: That's different.

firstbrain: Different how?

secondbrain: Because! Well, it was shorthand for something like, after discussing the budget and explaining what I want, Greg and I agreed that these things would be nice to have and doable with some care.

firstbrain: Didn't say that.

secondbrain: Meant it!

firstbrain: Then what would you have done if he'd said, "No, you can't have it?"

secondbrain: Probably said, "yes, dear." OH MY GOD I WOULD HAVE SAID YES DEAR!

firstbrain: Told you so. You have a double standard. Why's that, you suppose? huh? Maybe you're not so feminist in control no one tells me what to do as you think, huh?

secondbrain: I would have sulked.

firstbrain: Oh, sure, marginalize yourself further, why don't you? Let's all go back to being Ibsen's Nora, shall we?

secondbrain: But he doesn't really tell me what I can and cannot do! It's just relationship shorthand.

firstbrain: Huh. Remember books you wanted to buy? Huh? Ringing any bells here? Do you tell him what to do?

secondbrain: NO! Only sometimes, but he doesn't have to listen. Okay, wait, he doesn't tell me no and I don't tell him no! It really is a partnership! Sometimes one of us reminds the other of the realities of the budget, that's all! We work together to get the things we want and need.

firstbrain: Yeah, right. Can we say fanwank?

secondbrain: I'm getting the minister of Kill Stupid People after you.

firstbrain: Not if I get to him first.


vw bug - Jan 31, 2003 9:27:43 am PST #2207 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

Sheryl: I'M FINE. DID YOU GET MY E-MAIL ABOUT BOSKONE? (Ok, so now I'm channeling Rio, minus the swears.)


Theodosia - Jan 31, 2003 1:13:26 pm PST #2208 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Nora Deirdre:

There's a line between being supportive and being someone's bitch slapping voodoo doll. So I hear.


Betsy HP - Jan 31, 2003 3:51:31 pm PST #2209 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Aimée: Why is my boss singing "Michael, Row the Boat Ashore"?

Nora Deirdre : because you're in HELL?

Kathy: Is he leaving for the weekend? If so--"Halleluuuuujah!"

msbelle: cause your boss is a freak. please raise your hand to your forehead (back of plam to forehead) clasp two middle fingers with thumb, extend other two fingers, stick out tongue, make demon eyes, and face your boss - this will keep you safe from the freaky spirits.

Aimée: She caught me.


jengod - Jan 31, 2003 4:20:52 pm PST #2210 of 10000

Theodosia: You can find anything on the internet...
Phill: You couldn't figure this out from onlinehaircuts.com and all the My Little Pony slash fic?


Java cat - Jan 31, 2003 5:06:13 pm PST #2211 of 10000
Not javachik

Natter 8 :

Trudy Booth: I am a sedinentary creature, dammit!

DavidS: Even for you this is particularly creative spelling. It's like you're so sedentary you became sedimentary.


Java cat - Jan 31, 2003 5:07:36 pm PST #2212 of 10000
Not javachik

Natter 8:

Theodosia: In other news, it's 31 degrees here, and supposed to go higher! I saw liquid water outside yesterday! And we're supposed to get rain tomorrow! Liquid water falling from the sky!

Have I used enough exclamation points to convey my excitement!?!


Java cat - Jan 31, 2003 7:04:52 pm PST #2213 of 10000
Not javachik

Natter 8: 8, I forget what 8 was for

flea: Ha! I suggested this Natter title, 47 Natters ago at WX, and y'all voted for something else. But now, you like me, you really really like me!!!! I am so validated!!!!!1!!


Java cat - Jan 31, 2003 7:32:43 pm PST #2214 of 10000
Not javachik

Beth B: I have a lot of hair.

I think it is controlling my brain

to the bank ...

(har!)