Coffee On My Monitor
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Setting a new standard in numberslutting. Natter 7:
msbelle - Jan 30, 2003 11:12:54 pm EST #10000 of 10012 Mark
Do not taunt Happy Fun Msbelle.
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Kat - Jan 30, 2003 11:12:54 pm EST #10000 of 10012 Mark
I am watching your chest, rise and fall, like the tides of my life and the rest of it all. Your bones have been my bedframe and your flesh has been my pillow, I'm waiting for sleep to offer up the deep with both hands.
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Wolfram - Jan 30, 2003 11:12:54 pm EST #10000 of 10012 Mark
“You call them back and tell them that's our drop-dead offer. And you make sure they understand we mean literally not figuratively.” (Angel, "Five by Five")
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Penny B. - Jan 30, 2003 11:12:54 pm EST #10000 of 10012 Mark
We must move forward... not backwards, not to the side, not forwards, but always whirling, whirling, whirling towards freedom! - Kang
msbelle: hey remember like the other day when we had the long sustained serious talk and stuff
Aimee: Yes, but that was Natter 7. This Natter 8. We have no serious here. Anything serious is NO! That's how much fuck serious.
Started in 7, continued in 8:
Aimee: Phill!! How are you? We built an Empire. I'm Empress. What do you wanna be?
Phil: I want to be the treacherous councilor with the snake headed staff and a big hat with a raven livimng in it, kind of like Richelieu (sp?). Also, I get my own harem and secret police. And I want a pony.
Penny B: Hey, I'm official shopping helper, but no one is buying fabulous gowns.
taps foot impatiently
Hey, Phill. Can I come with you as you buy fabulous robes? Evil is a great look this year.
Nora Deidre: If Phill gets a pony, I want a pony!
Aimee: Okay, Phill. Penny, I need a new ball gown. Pony for Nora!
Nora Deidre: I'll call her Princess and take ever such good care of her!
Penny B: I'd settle for a cat. A black cat that sits on my feet to keep them warm as I read.
Aimee: Kitty for Penny!
Jesse: Penny, would you come ball-gown shopping with me? Aimee, can I have some money for a ball gown?
Sophia Brooks: Aren't
you
the treasurer, Jesse?
Jesse: Aw, yeah! Woo hoo!! Penny -- c'mon, we're going to Bloomie's!!
Aimee: I want a fairy tale thread like Sang Sacre but more fairy-ish.
BHP: But with dirigibles.
Aimee: YEAH!! And nekkid elf-pirates!! A Storytime Thread, if you will.
Kathy Astrom: Hi, Aimee! I don't know if you're still taking applications for positions in your Empire, but I wouldn't mind being chief book-buyer for the library. It means I can get all the advance readers, discard the bad ones and order at least one copy of the good ones, and multiples of those that I just know the Buffistas would all go wild over!
Aimee: Kathy, bookbuyer. Check. Do you need a pony?
Kathy: No, a tiger, preferably Bengal, but not an endangered one. There are no endangered animals in your empire, right?
Aimee: Kathy, you may have a tiger. There are some endangered animals, but we spend a lot of money on conservation and repopulation.
MM: I'm already the Grand Vizier, Phill. I have dibs on big hats, snake-headed staffs and treachery. I have the secret police ready to do my vilest bidding at any and all times. The harem...you can have. Enjoy. My wife won't let me. And the pony. Have at. I don't want to know what you would do with it, you dental-hygiene PERV, you.
And the cat. See above re: not wanting to know.
Phil: Fine, I'll settle for Grand Imperial Pontiac and Minister of Gettin' It On.
Poking through old threads on WX:
Erin Griggs:
I'd rather deal with the Giant Cro-Magnon Woman-Maker than the 15' Cock o' Death.
Phill:
And now you have the title of your memoirs.
Herah:
I elect not to tell him we have lost a naked toddler
Annoying Battlestar Galactica Description:
Our characters are living, breathing people with all the emotional complexity and contradictions present in quality dramas
ita:
Yeah, but you won't have a whore.
Shawn:
As much as I believe they will totally and completely revolutionize how dogfights are filmed by the addition of split screen, I ain't watching no show without the possibility of evil twins.
(again re: Battlestar Galactica in Firefly)
And
SLUT!
Speaking of evil twins, Rebecca Lizard puts some words in Hec's mouth in Sang Sacre:
"Well," he says, "I'd love to stay and talk, have an evil conversation with your variously evil selves, but I'm kind of in a hurry. You know. Great battle, matter of balance between good and evil, it occurs around these parts about every six months. Some towns have softball leagues...."
