Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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Betsy HP - Jan 29, 2003 9:41:43 am PST #2166 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Erikaj:

Bush has advocated hydrogen-power cars. Wouldn't they explode? (not very scientific.)

Cause I'm like picturing my hypothetical children getting all excited about the 2020 Hindenburg With the exploding third seat, from Chrysler.


Betsy HP - Jan 29, 2003 9:44:56 am PST #2167 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Brenda: Last summer I got rid of a lot of my larger clothes and stuff. Then I put on tons of weight.

Jilli: One of the Greatest Hits of the Body Image Demons! Now with added volume and reverb! Bonus tracks include You Have Horrible Skin, OhMyGod this Outfit Makes You Look Huge, and the classic party hit You Should Never Leave the House Again. Now playing off and on in someone's head near you!


Steph L. - Jan 29, 2003 9:57:25 am PST #2168 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Betsy, that aforementioned Bitch was Brenda M.


Betsy HP - Jan 29, 2003 9:57:49 am PST #2169 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

I edited that out because I thought she might not want body-image demons immortalized in COMM. Brenda?


Nilly - Jan 29, 2003 9:58:00 am PST #2170 of 10000
Swouncing

Cindy defining the end of an ME show in Bureaucracy:

I stay tuned 'til the Grrr Argh guy sings


Steph L. - Jan 29, 2003 10:02:51 am PST #2171 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I edited that out because I thought she might not want body-image demons immortalized in COMM. Brenda?

D'oh. And here I thought you were forgetful, when you were really being thoughtful.


juliana - Jan 29, 2003 11:44:13 am PST #2172 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

msbelle, in Natter:

I need to out my self as a dork. A while ago Nutty said:

Let's talk about cheese

so of course I've been singing

Let's talk about cheese, baby
Let's talk about soft aged brie
Let's talk about cheddar, muenster, gouda and Ha. var. ti.


jengod - Jan 29, 2003 12:29:49 pm PST #2173 of 10000

FUNNIEST. COMM. EVER.


brenda m - Jan 29, 2003 12:42:45 pm PST #2174 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I edited that out because I thought she might not want body-image demons immortalized in COMM. Brenda?

Not a problem, Betsy. But I appreciate the thought.


jengod - Jan 29, 2003 1:14:21 pm PST #2175 of 10000

From BBaBB

brenda m: I'm noticing a ton of double posts recently. Are we just over-eager? Cindy: Premature e-postulation?