In Angel (whitefonted for character spoilyness):
Allyson: Big Rubber Disco Satan left a message on my voicemail. Sometimes, my life is surreal.
Narrator: And he said ...?
billytea: I'm guessing "All your base are belong to us" .
Mal: You tell me right now, little Kaylee, you really think you can do this? Kaylee: Sure. Yeah. I think so. 'Sides, if I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me.
'Bushwhacked'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Steph L. - Jan 28, 2003 8:31:55 am PST #2149 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Nutty - Jan 28, 2003 9:52:22 am PST #2150 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Natter, on bedtime stories featuring pirates who look strikingly like Orlando Bloom, kidnapping thereof, by a Masked Avenger swinging on handy ropes that hang from her trusty dirigible:
Betsy HP: I just like dirigibles. [...] Some people just don't have the imagination to -- why look! There's a leak in the dirigible!
Aimee: And like the Hidenburg (which was not a dirigible), it went crashing down.
"Oh the elfmanity!!"
Dana: Dude, he's not an elf. He's a pirate.
Unless he's an elf pirate.
Holli: He can be an elf pirate. Although if any species is suited to piracy, it's the hobbits.
What? No, think about it.
scrappy - Jan 28, 2003 12:04:24 pm PST #2151 of 10000
Nobody
"oh the elfmanity" may be the funniest thing I have ever read.
Aims - Jan 28, 2003 12:05:55 pm PST #2152 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Thanks, scrappy.
Theodosia - Jan 28, 2003 2:45:28 pm PST #2153 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Emily:
Good lord. Amazon.de is trying to sell me "Songs from Ally McBeal." This is deeply wrong, on a wrongness scale which ranges from "hey, does that picture seem unlevel to you?" through "Ha! Embryos don't have gills, therefore evolution is clearly false!" to the Marianas-trench-like work of Rev. Phelps.
jengod - Jan 28, 2003 3:16:10 pm PST #2154 of 10000
Shawn in Natter:
Incidentally I told my stylist I was trying to Get Some tonight, so he'd work extra hard on my hair. I was lying, but I think it did make him more determined to sex my head up.
Jessica - Jan 28, 2003 4:54:06 pm PST #2155 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
"oh the elfmanity"
Took me a second to realize this wasn't a Danny Elfman reference...
Sean K - Jan 28, 2003 5:03:15 pm PST #2156 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I'm sure it's horribly poor form to put one of my own posts here, but the context is needed for the comment DavidS made that put COMM:
Me:
Sorry, Sean. Affleck is impossibly hot.
Hey, I'm not saying the guy's not hot. I'd give up a nut to look like Affleck.
I'm just saying my toe jam can act circles around him.
DavidS:
"Sean's Toejam IS Daredevil!"
Theodosia - Jan 28, 2003 5:15:09 pm PST #2157 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Snarking in Angel:
Unknown: There is no nuance, or menace, in platform shoes.
Betsy: Tell it to Elton John.
Jessica - Jan 28, 2003 5:15:39 pm PST #2158 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
(The unknown there is Allyson, I think.)