Natter, on bedtime stories featuring pirates who look strikingly like Orlando Bloom, kidnapping thereof, by a Masked Avenger swinging on handy ropes that hang from her trusty dirigible:
Betsy HP:
I just like dirigibles.
[...] Some people just don't have the imagination to -- why look! There's a leak in the dirigible!
Aimee:
And like the Hidenburg (which was not a dirigible), it went crashing down.
"Oh the elfmanity!!"
Dana:
Dude, he's not an elf. He's a pirate.
Unless he's an elf pirate.
Holli:
He can be an elf pirate. Although if any species is suited to piracy, it's the hobbits.
What? No, think about it.
"oh the elfmanity" may be the funniest thing I have ever read.
"oh the elfmanity"
Took me a second to realize this wasn't a Danny Elfman reference...
I'm sure it's horribly poor form to put one of my own posts here, but the context is needed for the comment DavidS made that put COMM:
Me:
Sorry, Sean. Affleck is impossibly hot.
Hey, I'm not saying the guy's not hot. I'd give up a nut to look like Affleck.
I'm just saying my toe jam can act circles around him.
DavidS:
"Sean's Toejam IS Daredevil!"
Snarking in Angel:
Unknown:
There is no nuance, or menace, in platform shoes.
Betsy:
Tell it to Elton John.
(The unknown there is Allyson, I think.)
New lows in programming, from
Firefly:
ita:
Once you have a female spy, you're either going to have a male or a female handler. There aren't many options.
Allyson:
I hear that's the premise of the new Mr. Ed series. The horse is going to be the handler for the female spy. They eventually fall in love, of course of course.
Sue:
The Mr. Ed & Catherine The Great Show? He's a talking horse. She rules Russia with an iron fist. Together they commit unspeakable acts AND fight crime!!