Apparently, labor stories can be funny, when Buffistas tell them:

Cindy: Deena can probably back me up here, by the time the baby is ready to come, you really don't care if Koko the gorilla delivers it.

Deena: When Nick was born and I finally figured out the whole pushing thing, they still had separate labor/delivery rooms, so I finally figure it out and start pushing in the labor room. The doctor tells me to quit while they move me to delivery. I tell him, "I CAN'T!" and he says, "Okay, never mind." and then he runs BACKWARDS, in front of the gurney, between my legs, hands out like he's about to receive a football pass, from the labor room to the delivery room.
Nick was born about 5 minutes later. I was expecting a girl. We argued for at least 5 minutes about the baby's sex until the nurse pointed out that if he showed me I'd stop arguing about it.

Heather Alayne:

I often think it would be nice to have billytea around up at the bar. When someone's going on and on about some stupid shit you don't care about, he would go, "Here's the interesting thing about stupid shit..."

Nilly:

Labor stories look scarier in written English than they seem to be in spoken Hebrew. At least to me.

ZoieFinch, in Angel (not spoilery):

We are very efficient with our summers here in Scotland, we can usually fit the whole thing into a single afternoon in July.

Billytea: Apparently there's been a survey done which found that women who were college educated were more likely to enjoy oral sex (both giving and receiving) than were high school dropouts. I can't help but feel there's a great pro-education marketing campaign in there somewhere.

Phill: Here at Yale, we don't prepare you for a blow JOB, but rather an entire blow career.

Deena

I can take them to the hospital and have lots and lots of lovely reading material to distract me during labor.

Am Chau

So long as you remember to send feedback as soon as the baby's asleep.

In fanfic.

Phil: in dorms, I learned how to be frustrated and listen to all my friends shtupping like the finale to a guided tour of larry flint's id.

billytea strikes again, in Natter 7.

Consuela: Why isn't "hermit" an acceptable lifestyle choice?

billytea: Does it matter? It's not like they're going to worry about the neighbours shunning them.

?: When Elizabeth I died childless

Aimée: Alledgedly childless.

?: Aimée, what are the other theories? Was there some lovechild with Sir Walter Raleigh postulated?

Phill: Tuneth thou in next time upon Sir Gerald the Springer

Anne W. in Previously:

The Wolf, Ram, and Hart things in Pylea suggested to me that the "Senior Partners" have some sort of organized presence in every major dimension. Sort of like Starbucks.