'Never Leave Me'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Anne W.:
Rotary. That's what my Nana calls it, and I dare anyone to tell her she's wrong.
Nana's method of correcting my mother's driving. At stop sign, push down on daughter's leg, thereby causing her foot to go down on the accelerator, which of course launches the car into the middle of the intersection. Quoth Nana: "You got to get your nose out there."
Nana is one of the drivers that makes Boston such a happy fun traffic place.
Billytea, in Natter. My paraphase for context in square brackets, and there may be a better way:
[My older brother] drives like greased lightning, in that he travels much too fast and keeps hitting trees.
Jilli in Natter:
Word of warning, tho' - teaching a toddler to say Cthulhu is harder than you might think.
Connie Neil: What to do with Andrew? I'll put one kitten on him being the next Slayer. Hey, he got the speech about how guys could be Slayers too.
jeremy7: gay male slayers? that might sorta work... it does seem strange that the whole 'hag dynamic has never been played with.
Betsy: gay male != woman. Boy, does it ever not.
edited for spoileriness
amyparker: I can be mean today: I have a cold, and I have had cake.
billytea: I for one am the product of warm summery nookie. Although the appearance of all my other siblings were definitely motivated by exorbitant heating costs.
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I'd rather drive in DC than Boston.
Matt tBF: In contemplating just where there might be a worse place to drive than Boston, it occurred to me that we know the roads to Hell are paved, putting them one up on much of Beacon Hill.
Lyra Jane in Buffy
Edited to remove redundancy. Changed because I said the same thing twice.
Madrigal the Ineffable in Natter:
How many Law & Order shows are there now anyway? At any minute I expect to see ads for "Law & Order: Crime Scene Clean-Up" or "Law & Order: A Bunch of Guys Doing Stuff" or even "Law & Order: Co-Ed Naked Gerbils"
Madrigal the Ineffable in Natter:
You cannot Eff her! Don't even try!
You cannot Eff her! Don't even try!
On the Faith board I used to visit, we had a Baptist theology student who had as his tagline "Effing the ineffable".
It took some restraint not to say anything. To him, anyway. (So I'm human.)